Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]The Issue

Due to the explosive population growth in Taavet, coupled with recent droughts, people are beginning to worry about the nation's decreasing water supply, and who should get first dibs on the vital H2O.

The Debate

"We need this water to raise our crops," says incensed farmer Wil Cheswick. "If it wasn't for us farmers, the rest of Taavet would be starving. How about laying the blame where it belongs, and look to those cookie cutter suburban houses with their green lawns and pristinely washed mini-vans!"


"It is my right to have the most beautiful lawn in the neighborhood," says neighborhood spokesman Virginia Barnes. "Our community spends a lot of effort cultivating a nice environment for our kids to grow up in. Why, if they didn't have these nice lawns to play in, they would be hanging out on street corners peddling drugs, or worse! Won't someone please think of the children?"


"Here is a novel idea," proclaims George W. Christensen, spokesperson for radical environmental group Leave Nature Alone. "How about getting rid of all these dams and irrigation projects that are getting in the way of Mother Nature's plans for the water. It is time to allow the rivers to take their natural courses and leave the environment alone. I'm sure things will work out fine if we let Nature take its course."


"Obviously, who gets how much water is only a part of the problem," notes famed population-control advocate Alexander O. "We must try to curtail the rapid growth of our population, whether by limiting the amount of children people may have, or by deporting immigrants and criminals... we must get a handle on our population before we can hope to correct this water supply problem."

The Government Position[/spoiler]

why are all of these options such shit

dismiss

[ME##]

dismiss

that's what i had to do lol :'(

[silvertone]

the 1st one wasn't too bad, putting water where it needs to be First. . .

[ME##]

the 1st one wasn't too bad, putting water where it needs to be First. . .

that's what it wants you to think.  the result would be something like, 'seconds ago following new legislation in taavet, farmers are hoarding water supplies as the rest of the nation dies from thirst'.

[silvertone]

that's what it wants you to think.  the result would be something like, 'seconds ago following new legislation in taavet, farmers are hoarding water supplies as the rest of the nation dies from thirst'.

hows that a bad thing

[don't let's]

I was having a drought a few days ago and imported my water from other nations in Boyahland.

[Snowy]

David your people are dying of scurvy lol

[ME##]

they've been dying from it.  it's not my fault they refuse to buy healthcare

[silvertone]

i made a new country 8)

[don't let's]

3. "Behold, the hour has arrived! The Holy Temple of Firefury Amahira has been unearthed!" proclaims Yon-Zhauryg v'Klot, leader of the Cult of the Undead Wolf. "This land is sacred, and must not be befouled by these corporations! No-one but the enlightened children of Firefury must be allowed to venture inside our rediscovered sanctuary, where we will perform the required rituals to please the Great Goddess and prevent Her from unleashing Her wrath upon the world."

Should I?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

66 minutes ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
81 minutes ago: Unistasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.

wow, what have i done

[ME##]

Taavet is ranked 2nd in Boyahland and 9,152nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 190.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

[Thyme]

Thymia is ranked 13th in Boyahland and 74,742nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -59.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Everyone, come to scenic Thymia. Just leave your freedoms and liberties at the door.

[bluaki]

I've lately been getting quite a few repeat issues that I've already answered before

[Thyme]

I've lately been getting quite a few repeat issues that I've already answered before

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