Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[YPrrrr]

How am I supposed to compete economically with an oligarchy

[ME##]

Become part of Taavet and enjoy our riches. 

[don't let's]

54 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

[Thyme]

1 day 8 hours ago: Thymia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

oops

[Mando Pandango]

1 day 8 hours ago: Thymia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

oops

[silvertone]

Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone's tax piss, ha ha. Ha."

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i don't understand

every time there's a change in my economy it reverts to its previous state in the next time there's an update

[don't let's]

"I have an even better idea," says Prudence Longfellow, a prison officer. "How about we force every healthy prisoner to donate blood? It's about time they gave back to society what they've taken away in the first place. If we do this we won't have to beg the law-abiding citizens of Frenzy Pyre to take time out of their day to give blood. It's not like these thugs are really doing anything for us, so missing a pint or three won't matter, am I right?"

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

"This. This is a crossroads." states noted avant garde artist Ivan du Pont. "This idea that we can standardize how people look at the world with words, it's a fool's errand. Everything's relative, man. We need to stop trying to control the world and just live. Imagine how happy our nation'd be with no measurements." He pauses to puff on a pipe. "No time like the present, Leader. No time."

i wish he would show himself more often

[ME##]

why oh why is it not giving me something that would allow me to drastically cut taxes

[Mando Pandango]

"It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries (in)famous Popsiclasia-born fascist Beth Fellow. "Well maybe it's time it became our war! Popsiclasia should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! E pluribus delicious! Sieg Popsiclasia!"

[Mando Pandango]

Members of a new weird religious cult, called the Order of Violet, ask for the government to appease their mighty god by offering Her a sacrifice of the human variety.
The Debate

    "What have we got to lose?" says religious freedoms advocate Sophie McGuffin. "Just cut up a few homeless folk - it appeases this group's bloodthirsty Goddess, gets rid of unsightly bums that drain welfare, and everybody goes home happy."


    "We must go much further than a few beggars!" argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Sue-Ann Cheswick. "You must pass a law that everyone's first born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!"

so tempting

[ME##]

My economy is getting better according to the tracker

[Mando Pandango]

My economy is getting better according to the tracker

as is mine finally

Also apparently I now have the highest population in boyahland

[Kalahari Inkantation]

my economy hasn't moved in over a week despite me making decisions that should have caused it to move

oh god, i broke it