Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

looks like your nation will be facing sanctions 

for being too awesome?

[silvertone]

how do i dismantle the governmebt

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol i'm the least religious in boyahland

[ME##]

how do i dismantle the governmebt

[Andria]

3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.

[silvertone]

lol. epic ftl dve

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

how do i dismantle the governmebt

destroy everyone in your government until you are the one ruler "the divine one"

[silvertone]

destroy everyone in your government until you are the one ruler "the divine one"

then i commit seppuku

[silvertone]

[Snowy]

Suicide while in police custody is up to 3%

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Health workers are frequently being ignored by people when recommending vaccinations against common illnesses. When these people subsequently become ill they require expensive emergency care. To correct this situation, many health experts are lobbying for mandatory vaccinations.

The Debate

1. Thomas Schultz, a pro-vaccination taxpayer, says "If a doctor thinks a vaccination is good for you then you should have it. All these people turning them down are know-it-alls that are wasting my tax money. Or they're really afraid of needles."

3. Barack Gutenberg, Unistasia's leading expert on health spending, suggests a third way. "Leave vaccines optional but make free health care conditional on having them. That way people get to choose, and it will help ease the load on our national healthcare budget."

i really don't care to validate terrible opinions, but option 3 is tempting

[strongbad]

this thing is fun
legislation is pending on legalizing public nudity at the moment

[Andria]

i really don't care to validate terrible opinions, but option 3 is tempting

that is kind of tempting but I imagine it's gonna shoot your death by disease rate up

also


12 hours ago: Escundya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
12 hours ago: Escundya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.


FUCK YEAH BITCHES

[ME##]

i really don't care to validate terrible opinions, but option 3 is tempting

leave vaccinations optional with nothing tied to them if you do get them ||

[Andria]

Privacy activist Cooper Dodinas is outraged, as usual. "Tyranny is the natural result of limiting information! Someone, somewhere, will always find something offensive -- mimes for example. Those scare the hell out of me. But should we ban them? No! Free the internet! We have nothing to fear from free information but pop-up advertising!"


yes mimes should be banned those terrifying monstrosities should have no place in Escundya or any other nation