Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Snowy]

1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, gun ownership is compulsory.

And I haven't dismissed any issues yet.

[Mando Pandango]

I've dismissed two or three.

What should I name my capital?

[ME##]

Given your environment, that day will be soon

i've borrowed a suit from a quarian

[Snowy]

>mfw my economy dropped from 90 to 75 in a day

[famy]

last place for most authoritarian wat

[don't let's]

3 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.

[Andria]

The Issue

Rather than finding them funny, a recent survey shows that most children are actually afraid of clowns. The public is demanding that you do something to stop these terrifying menaces.


oh god this is the best issue yet


"It's not always about the kids", mumbles a red-nosed man in the corner. "Think of us clowns! We have to put up with the kids screaming, and shouting and hurling things at us. How would you feel if you were dressed up like a fool and paraded in front of 8 year olds! The Government needs to create a program to treat us clowns for depression â€" you don't know what it's like, man. You weren't there!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Snowy]

The Issue

Rather than finding them funny, a recent survey shows that most children are actually afraid of clowns. The public is demanding that you do something to stop these terrifying menaces.


oh god this is the best issue yet


"It's not always about the kids", mumbles a red-nosed man in the corner. "Think of us clowns! We have to put up with the kids screaming, and shouting and hurling things at us. How would you feel if you were dressed up like a fool and paraded in front of 8 year olds! The Government needs to create a program to treat us clowns for depression â€" you don't know what it's like, man. You weren't there!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

I had that one a few weeks ago.

[YPrrrr]

Jhut Bolokia unemployment: 3.86%
Taavet unemployment: 3.37%

[bluaki]

During the last Tavono Athletics Championship, a massive controversy arose following the revelation that double gold medalist Atlanta Johnson possesses both male and female sexual organs, despite being entirely female in external appearance.

"I think I see a solution to all this," says Xu Fellow, your Minister for Solutions, whilst solving the crossword in your morning newspaper. "We should overhaul the entire sport system in Tavono so that people compete against each other based on skill, not gender. Sure, it might be expensive but it'd be worth it if we want everyone to be happy."

"We can't just stop there!" protests well-known LGBTQQIA activist Faith Strange. "We should completely overhaul Tavono itself to make it less hostile to those like Ms. Johnson! Schools, hospitals, workplaces â€" they'll all need to be changed! There should be public toilets catered solely for the intersex too! You can't put a price on equality!"

The issue is about the separation of genders and this supposed activist for trans/intersex people suggests separating them even further?
Where's my option to kick her from the LGBTQQIA?

also because of this nitpick I can't decided between these two options

[ME##]

Jhut Bolokia unemployment: 3.86%
Taavet unemployment: 3.37%

YOU'RE NOT OVERTAKING ME 

[Mando Pandango]

My income tax rate is 51%. At this point I don't know if I should be desperately trying to make it go down, or say fuck it and try to get it as high as possible.

[Andria]

I'm going for as high as possible

The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy.

[strongbad]

should i get into this? is it too late?

[Andria]

it's never too late