Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

that is my National Animal.

my cougars have been getting too fat and lazy to attack

[Thyme]

it be cool if you could blow up the vatican in the game and it blows p irl

no that would be a waste

it should be sold to feed ppl in africa

[silvertone]

my cougars have been getting too fat and lazy to attack

i am going to inject royal blood into your black panthers.

no that would be a waste

it should be sold to feed ppl in africa

but that implies it has any value

[ME##]

i am going to inject royal blood into your black panthers.

really? 

[Thyme]

but that implies it has any value

all that gold, man

[silvertone]

cant eat gold

[Andria]

what have I become...? I just banned gladiator matches

[ME##]

I'm making weapons of mass destruction

[Thyme]

As you very well know, a masked stranger with a pistol made an attempt on your life but moments ago while you were out on your lunch break. An emergency meeting has been called right here in the middle of the street after the would-be assassin disappeared over a nearby grassy knoll.

[...]


"Hah! Like that will work!" snorts Robin Ipsa, Minister of Waste Disposal and Sanitation. "They'll just come after the rest of us and destroy the government from the bottom up! No, we need to go even further - reinforce the Parliament! We'll turn Thymia City into an impenetrable fortress! Robot bodyguards, food tasters... no expense should be spared! We should all do our jobs through a complex network of computers so we never have to leave the safety of our offices again!"

that's... that's what i've been wanting thymia to become all along! :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

was i wrong to sacrifice political freedoms and civil rights for two points of economy

I think I'll let them own guns to make up for my abusive behavior.

[Hippopo]

that's... that's what i've been wanting thymia to become all along! :'(

omg that sounds so beautiful

[don't let's]

"If we don't produce these weapons we will be left behind in the arms race," says Doris Cruz, director of the Alliance of Rifles, Grenades, and Handguns. "These weapons are the future and it won't just stop with the BFG-69. We're planning on introducing the Bone-Breaker 195-DX Sonic Rocket Launcher next year along with our anthrax grenade line. If Frenzy Pyre is going to stay ahead of the game then it'll just have to accept that highly destructive weaponry is part of life. We'd also like to sell it commercially to your police force and citizens if you'd just sign here...?"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[Andria]

19 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.


good

[ME##]

19 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.


good

but badminton is so fun

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

but badminton is so fun

why are you even american