Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

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also error with this game: there is no god

[ME##]

i want draconian falcon attacks

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that is my National Animal.

[Thyme]

also error with this game: there is no god

this is also an error irl

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this is also an error irl

it be cool if you could blow up the vatican in the game and it blows p irl

[ME##]

that is my National Animal.

my cougars have been getting too fat and lazy to attack

[Thyme]

it be cool if you could blow up the vatican in the game and it blows p irl

no that would be a waste

it should be sold to feed ppl in africa

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my cougars have been getting too fat and lazy to attack

i am going to inject royal blood into your black panthers.

no that would be a waste

it should be sold to feed ppl in africa

but that implies it has any value

[ME##]

i am going to inject royal blood into your black panthers.

really? 

[Thyme]

but that implies it has any value

all that gold, man

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cant eat gold

[Andria]

what have I become...? I just banned gladiator matches

[ME##]

I'm making weapons of mass destruction

[Thyme]

As you very well know, a masked stranger with a pistol made an attempt on your life but moments ago while you were out on your lunch break. An emergency meeting has been called right here in the middle of the street after the would-be assassin disappeared over a nearby grassy knoll.

[...]


"Hah! Like that will work!" snorts Robin Ipsa, Minister of Waste Disposal and Sanitation. "They'll just come after the rest of us and destroy the government from the bottom up! No, we need to go even further - reinforce the Parliament! We'll turn Thymia City into an impenetrable fortress! Robot bodyguards, food tasters... no expense should be spared! We should all do our jobs through a complex network of computers so we never have to leave the safety of our offices again!"

that's... that's what i've been wanting thymia to become all along! :'(