Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

* "The military is a stain on the peace-loving nature of our nation!" cries Bianca Strange, while sporting a Rastifarian hat. "People should be allowed to choose what they do for a living! Conscription is wrong and I don't see why our tax Penses should go to such a despicable cause! The money should be going to more important places - like our pockets!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[ME##]

from left to right:  me, echo's friend and snowy




my military is picking back up

[Kalahari Inkantation]

my issue for today

hmm, i would like to bolster my education budget, but i also want to cut taxes

[ME##]

2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, billions of Gelds are being blown on orbital weapons development.



Blown??  I think not, game. 

[don't let's]

Government Acts

The Issue

An anonymous society of 'cinematic aficionados' have brought the debate over the proposed disposal of the watershed, the hour after which adult material is allowed to be shown on television, to your attention.

The Debate

1. "We don't need a watershed!" scoffs 'romantic-movie' buff, Rochelle du Pont. "I don't see why I should wait 'til way past midnight to watch my preferred film genre. It's high time that parents stopped treating their children like... well, children! If you sugar-coat these kids' lives, they'll just end up seeing everything through rose-tinted glasses - and we can't have a country filled with spoilt brats now, can we?"


2. "This is an endorsement of bad taste if ever I saw it," says Lara Sparkle, a child-care worker. "It's just wrong to subject children to graphic violence and nudity on afternoon television like this: who knows what it might possess them to do? We've all heard stories of kids who have seen some film where someone jumped off a cliff and then gone off to have a shot themselves. We must ban all violent and salacious material from our TV screens. If only to protect the innocence of our progeny!"

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

YARR

[Snowy]

23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.

This is... this is more than I could have ever asked for.

[Andria]

5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.

[Mando Pandango]

fucking library pigs

with their books and their attitudes

assholes

[YPrrrr]

My education budget now exceeds David's defense budget

[ME##]

My education budget now exceeds David's defense budget

yeah, but my orbital weapons coupled with my probably-disturbed-super-soldiers-that-i-kidnapped will take care of that


also i'm super angry with the tracking site, my economy is now 97/100, but the numbers shown on the site are making me cry, they're lower than they were a week ago for some

[YPrrrr]

Yeah my trade deficit fell off the face of the planet when I made government safety inspection of products necessary

Damn foreign death products

[ME##]

Yeah my trade deficit fell off the face of the planet when I made government safety inspection of products necessary

Damn foreign death products

lol they were probably from my country since i'm a slave to big business and don't require any safety measures

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i've had a trade deficit for about four days now

[YPrrrr]

I just realized kaz does not have a nation...

WHY NOT