Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

this game

Jesus Christ, how awful.

[YPrrrr]

Seriously, NationStates?  Cannibalism is in no way a civil rights issue.

I am sure mine will drop for not allowing ritualistic sacrifice

[ME##]

I am sure mine will drop for not allowing ritualistic sacrifice

How dumb

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

guess who just banned the teaching of Evolution!

[ME##]

you're welcome

[snoorkel]

Following new legislation in New Aztlan, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Aztlan City Times is sold out.

[ME##]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate:   G$1 = $1.9598
Gross Domestic Product:  US$12.68 trillion
GDP Per Capita:   US$86.88 thousand
Unemployment Rate:  4.61%
Consumption:  US$10.45 trillion
Government Budget: US$2.33 trillion
Government Expenditures: US$2.23 trillion
Imports:  US$1.48 trillion
Exports:  US$1.68 trillion
Trade Surplus: US$200 billion

my unemployment rate is awful

[Snowy]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate:   G$1 = $1.9598
Gross Domestic Product:  US$12.68 trillion
GDP Per Capita:   US$86.88 thousand
Unemployment Rate:  4.61%
Consumption:  US$10.45 trillion
Government Budget: US$2.33 trillion
Government Expenditures: US$2.23 trillion
Imports:  US$1.48 trillion
Exports:  US$1.68 trillion
Trade Surplus: US$200 billion

my unemployment rate is awful

How turrible 

[don't let's]

"I only wanted to tour Boyahland for a few w-weeks," wails Ruby Falopian, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"

[Snowy]

During the construction of a new Hyper-Mega-Ultra-Super Mall, construction workers have unearthed what appears to be an ancient temple. A furious debate has arisen between those who wish to preserve it, and those who need their retail therapy.

"This is the perfect opportunity to learn more of our nation's history!" says Professor Agnes Wu, head of the archaeological department of the Asabon History Museum. "All building work must be halted immediately so that my team can study this remarkable piece of our nation's past. To bury these ruins under some concrete eyesore would be criminal!"


"It's all very nice to get to know some more about our past," argues foreman Buffy Rikkard. "But that's just the thing! It's the past! We must think of the future. If you allow those decrepit fossils to take over this place, you put at risk the future of our economy! Today it's archaeological digs, tomorrow it's 'preservation of the environment'. Just let me bulldoze the worthless pile of rubble and bury it under a few hundred tonnes of concrete."


"Behold, the hour has arrived! The Holy Temple of Firefury Amahira has been unearthed!" proclaims Yon-Zhauryg v'Klot, leader of the Cult of the Undead Ocelot. "This land is sacred, and must not be befouled by these corporations! No-one but the enlightened children of Firefury must be allowed to venture inside our rediscovered sanctuary, where we will perform the required rituals to please the Great Goddess and prevent Her from unleashing Her wrath upon the world."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

The Honorable Anne-Marie Dimitrov, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of NotSid, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"

ABOUT FUCKING TIME I GET THIS JESUS NVM I JUST BANNED HIM

[Mando Pandango]

"You know that no matter what we decide we're going to make people mad," points out Elizabeth Christmas, your Minister of Public Relations. "But the best way to control public opinion is to tell the public what their opinions are. I suggest nationalising all the newspapers and putting them under government control. Then we can tell them whatever we like! After all, we're much more trustworthy than some profit-driven media moguls, right? At least we won't have to issue ANOTHER public statement to tell everyone you're not a hyper-intelligent aubergine."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Good. Good.

[ME##]

I just agreed to kidnap children to make them into super soldiers

[YPrrrr]

David2012

[ME##]

David2012

i hope my unemployment rate has corrected itself :'(