Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

I changed my currency.

"That's rubbish," objects Imogen Silk, your Minister of Finance. "Why waste hundreds of thousands of lame puns in bringing those expatriated citizens back to Popsiclasia? They chose to leave our great country; they are no longer our concern! They could have stayed here and been an asset to our workforce! Helped us grow strong! No, they've had their chance. You reap what you sow. We should cut any financial assistance we give to those traitors."

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I hope you denied each and every 'right' they've requested.

70 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Unistasia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

this game

[ME##]

this game

Jesus Christ, how awful.

[YPrrrr]

Seriously, NationStates?  Cannibalism is in no way a civil rights issue.

I am sure mine will drop for not allowing ritualistic sacrifice

[ME##]

I am sure mine will drop for not allowing ritualistic sacrifice

How dumb

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

guess who just banned the teaching of Evolution!

[ME##]

you're welcome

[snoorkel]

Following new legislation in New Aztlan, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Aztlan City Times is sold out.

[ME##]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate:   G$1 = $1.9598
Gross Domestic Product:  US$12.68 trillion
GDP Per Capita:   US$86.88 thousand
Unemployment Rate:  4.61%
Consumption:  US$10.45 trillion
Government Budget: US$2.33 trillion
Government Expenditures: US$2.23 trillion
Imports:  US$1.48 trillion
Exports:  US$1.68 trillion
Trade Surplus: US$200 billion

my unemployment rate is awful

[don't let's]

"I only wanted to tour Boyahland for a few w-weeks," wails Ruby Falopian, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

The Honorable Anne-Marie Dimitrov, Minister of Minding Other People's Business, has an idea: "This religion thing is such a great racket, why don't we make it a government monopoly? We'll ban all religions except the Church of NotSid, and make attendance and donations compulsory. I'll start writing the Holy Scriptures right away!"

ABOUT FUCKING TIME I GET THIS JESUS NVM I JUST BANNED HIM

[Mando Pandango]

"You know that no matter what we decide we're going to make people mad," points out Elizabeth Christmas, your Minister of Public Relations. "But the best way to control public opinion is to tell the public what their opinions are. I suggest nationalising all the newspapers and putting them under government control. Then we can tell them whatever we like! After all, we're much more trustworthy than some profit-driven media moguls, right? At least we won't have to issue ANOTHER public statement to tell everyone you're not a hyper-intelligent aubergine."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Good. Good.

[ME##]

I just agreed to kidnap children to make them into super soldiers

[YPrrrr]

David2012

[ME##]

David2012

i hope my unemployment rate has corrected itself :'(