texts from bennett

[bluaki]

i never find these funny

I feel the same way

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm almost positive these have all been confirmed to be fake lol

((unless everyone knows this and i'm late to the joke))

[ME##]

i'm almost positive these have all been confirmed to be fake lol

((unless everyone knows this and i'm late to the joke))

tec, does your kia minivan have adam lambert floor mats?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

y-yes :'(

[silvertone]

a Cool Funny Tumblr is wolfpupy's

[snoorkel]

wolfpoopy

[silvertone]

Consider you Audience-me with 2 uzis

[bluaki]

i'm almost positive these have all been confirmed to be fake lol

((unless everyone knows this and i'm late to the joke))

It all seems pretty realistic to me.
There are plenty of stupid people and none of the text content is particularly surprising

[snoorkel]

It all seems pretty realistic to me.
There are plenty of stupid people and none of the text content is particularly surprising

It's the 'normal' replies that kind of give it away... who would actually text like that to some like Bennett (or text like that at all, in those situations)? What the fuck kind of person are they that this hood-ass 'Bennett' character happens to regularly communicate with them? It seems like it's concocted for humor value; at the very least I'd say one or both of them have those conversations semi-seriously with the end result in mind... 

Or maybe I'm just being way too skeptical. 

[Travis]

It's the 'normal' replies that kind of give it away... who would actually text like that to some like Bennett (or text like that at all, in those situations)? What the fuck kind of person are they that this hood-ass 'Bennett' character happens to regularly communicate with them? It seems like it's concocted for humor value; at the very least I'd say one or both of them have those conversations semi-seriously with the end result in mind... 

Or maybe I'm just being way too skeptical. 

it's his cousin. it's actually totally real.