things that you want to buy for no reason other than that they'd be cool to have

[PLEASEHELP1991]

yeah but i would never use "baka gaijin" seriously in any way, hopefully that's obvious enough

I just would like to communicate my anti-prescriptivism stance and that I would never seriously frown upon any light-hearted use of the phrase. 
To be honest, what I would really like to buy a Vespa so I can manoeuvre around town quite easily without a car.

is kaz a hipster weeaboo now

maybe not from that single action
i think if he overdoes it, he may be a hipster

[silvertone]

i would like to get a gun and shoot myself lmao

[Samus Aran]

i would like to get a gun and shoot myself lmao

hi tec

[Commander Fuckass]

also I wouldn't mind having an HD-DVD player

[silvertone]

i am the ying tec is yang

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i am the ying tec is yang

what about felt

[Socks]

I would buy the moon and the sea, so I could have them next to me. I want to have the sun, so it can keep me warm. I wish to have the field, so I could rest in peace, and leave nothing to chance. I would love to buy a home, somewhere on a mountain top, overlooking plains, in the style of those kings of old. And a wife there to bang out every night. An airstrip built right in and a port down there on the moors. Inside the weirdest shit, neo-classical in taste. I would buy an SLK55 AMG, black on black, and cruise along the coast for fun. I would by a satellite, so I could spy on my enemies, and invest heavily into the defense industry. I would market next generation systems, like the finest AIP submarines and concepts to costly to handle, for a budget conscious department. There would be a wall of heads, in my inner office, of the rarest animals, from the first to last. I would buy a TV network, so I could have a place to vent on, anytime I want, to millions of people with nothing to do. I would buy history, so I could write the future.

[YPrrrr]

A tiger.

Yeah it's mean to take one from the wild and it would be a giant accident waiting to happen. But if just for the coolness? Sure.

[snoorkel]

food I guess

materialism is bondage

[Thyme]

"Hey, what's that thing? Is that an old TV?"
"Oh, that? It's just my....

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MOTHERFUCKING VECTREX
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Has someone been watching Classic Game Room again?

[Socks]

food I guess

materialism is bondage

Bondage implies masters, that suggest power, power brings fortunes and from there possibilities abound. I would buy a key and lay it all out for my nose and me. 

[Andria]

food I guess

materialism is bondage

What if we like bondage?

[Classic]

I like bondage.

[snoorkel]

Bondage implies masters, that suggest power, power brings fortunes and from there possibilities abound. I would buy a key and lay it all out for my nose and me. 

the meek shall inherit the earth didn't you learn the Beatitudes

What if we like bondage?