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Started by Kalahari Inkantation, October 03, 2011, 09:37:12 PM

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Mando Pandango

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

applesauce

Quote from: Nano on October 03, 2011, 11:13:54 PM
I'm 18.
Which of those do you expect me to have done? confuseddood;

I have no social experience and no relationship experience which also removes the cheating, kissing, sex, phone sex, and webcam sex options. Other likely socially-linked items include drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and having a friend to masturbate to. Perhaps driving too.
I never have trouble with tests so I've never tried cheating
and I've never even thrown puppies in a river


Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:14:51 PM
go pee in a pool


Srsly.

Also, never slept naked? You are missing out. And who DOESN'T masturbate to their friends? I guess maybe someone with no friends of the gender they are attracted to but that is  :(.

Mando Pandango

I feel really weird masturbating to my friends. Even in masturbation mode, I'm like "no that's a bad idea." I've never done it intentionally and knowingly.

But I mean, that picture I found, RUB IT
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

applesauce

Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:18:07 PM
I feel really weird masturbating to my friends. Even in masturbation mode, I'm like "no that's a bad idea." I've never done it intentionally and knowingly.

But I mean, that picture I found, RUB IT


lol why

Mando Pandango

Really? You can't see why that might be a weird thing for someone?
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

applesauce

Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:22:01 PM
Really? You can't see why that might be a weird thing for someone?



Uhhh no. I'm attracted to probably the majority of my female friends.

Mando Pandango

Well yeah I'm attracted to them. That's not what makes it weird. doodhuh;
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

applesauce

Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:24:50 PM
Well yeah I'm attracted to them. That's not what makes it weird. doodhuh;



Some mild sexual tension isn't a bad thing, IMO.

Mando Pandango

Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

snoorkel

"snorted cocaine during a final" should be one  wariodood;

applesauce


Andria

Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 03, 2011, 11:18:07 PM
I feel really weird masturbating to my friends. Even in masturbation mode, I'm like "no that's a bad idea." I've never done it intentionally and knowingly.

But I mean, that picture I found, RUB IT

I do too unless photos were expressly for that purpose.


ME##


Thyme

$5.50 n_n

[spoiler]$7.50 if you count peeing in a lake goowan[/spoiler]

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