how much is yo ass worth

[Mando Pandango]

Why am I the only worthless person here?

If it makes you feel better I'm lacking a certain 50 cents.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

yeah i don't think i'd count exes either

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED

What if you find a picture of what you're pretty sure is a female friend of yours engaging in homoerotic activity but you're not 100% and you fapped to it anyway.

THIS COUNTS

[Andria]

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED

What if you find a picture of what you're pretty sure is a female friend of yours engaging in homoerotic activity but you're not 100% and you fapped to it anyway.

go with 3.50 for that? I mean you think it is her but you're not positive but while fapping you're thinking it is her so it should count for something

Why am I the only worthless person here?

You just have a non-tainted ass while the rest of us are bad slutty people

[Mando Pandango]

THIS COUNTS

$25

To be fair the picture was really fucking hot.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

front page updated

[applesauce]

$49.5

[applesauce]

$0.00

what how is someone 18 (or 19?) and not done /any/ of those?

[applesauce]

WAIT ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE IF MINE IS RIGHT!!!!

DOES "CHEATED ON A TEXT" MEAN CHEATED ON SOMEONE VIA TEXT MESSAGE, OR IS IT SUPPOSED TO SAY "CHEATED ON A TEST"? I READ IT AS "CHEATED ON A TEST". IF THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN, THAN ONLY $46.5!!!!!!!!

[Mando Pandango]

i took it to mean "cheated on a test"

[snoorkel]

$49.5

you fucked an anmial didn't you

what how is someone 18 (or 19?) and not done /any/ of those?

srs

i took it to mean "cheated on a test"

I thought it meant literally cheated with a text. Then I am $52.50 

[Mando Pandango]

what the fuck would "cheated on a text" even mean

[applesauce]

I think you could say it doesn't, i mean if you are using it for sex and it isn't it's main purpose it is still a sex toy for the time being

Hm, well I guess if you count this then I suppose you should probably add that to mine. So I guess I could be $46.5, $49.5, $54.5, or $57.5 depending on those two variables,

[applesauce]

you fucked an anmial didn't you

ha no.

[applesauce]

quick question #2

what if said friend in a picture is fap material but she wasn't always just a friend


yeah that's what i meant lol

Oh okay, so I guess my real value is $49.50

[bluaki]

what how is someone 18 (or 19?) and not done /any/ of those?

I'm 18.
Which of those do you expect me to have done?

I have no social experience and no relationship experience which also removes the cheating, kissing, sex, phone sex, and webcam sex options. Other likely socially-linked items include drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and having a friend to masturbate to. Perhaps driving too.
I never have trouble with tests so I've never tried cheating
and I've never even thrown puppies in a river