what do i get my girlfriend for her birthday

[C.Mongler]

she hates material goods, is a feminist, and likes to eat food but we've been to all her favorite restaurants. i live in the metro dc area. WHAT DO/GET

[YPrrrr]

Idk make her dinner

Or listen carefully to conversations and buy her some cutesy gifts based off those

Or both

[Andria]

Get something that she has mentioned in passing and wanted 

or come up with a cutesy date type thing to do with her

[Kalahari Inkantation]

A feminist who enjoys food?

[spoiler]a cookbook [/spoiler]

[Cookie]

Rainforest cafe?

[C.Mongler]

A feminist who enjoys food?

[spoiler]a cookbook [/spoiler]

i've considered this or tampons but i feel like either would get me slapped in the dick

Get something that she has mentioned in passing and wanted  

or come up with a cutesy date type thing to do with her

she literally has not mentioned a single thing she wants. ever. except for shoes. which she proceeds to buy.

Rainforest cafe?

closest one is in new jersey lol

[Hiro]

art museum and make her a fancy dinner

[Hiro]

A feminist who enjoys food?

[spoiler]a cookbook [/spoiler]

oh god i laughed

[YPrrrr]

Doesn't she like any animals? Get her a stuffed something

[Cookie]

closest one is in new jersey lol

I thought there was one in DC.....

[Andria]

i've considered this or tampons but i feel like either would get me slapped in the dick

she literally has not mentioned a single thing she wants. ever. except for shoes. which she proceeds to buy.

closest one is in new jersey lol

haha well then, cute date it is.

or if there is some show/thing you know she likes you could get something themed towards that

[C.Mongler]

I thought there was one in DC.....

if there is i've never seen it but the website says there isn't. she probably wouldnt like it anyway since my original plan was to take her to kings dominion but she guessed it and then proceeded to hint at how she didn't want to do that for a week before i was like fine fuck it we arent going to kings dominion.

haha well then, cute date it is.

or if there is some show/thing you know she likes you could get something themed towards that

she likes vintage clothes and shit maybe i'll look on etsy for something spiffy

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

take her somewhere. like the beach, or asheville, or athens or something.

[Andria]

if there is i've never seen it but the website says there isn't. she probably wouldnt like it anyway since my original plan was to take her to kings dominion but she guessed it and then proceeded to hint at how she didn't want to do that for a week before i was like fine fuck it we arent going to kings dominion.

she likes vintage clothes and shit maybe i'll look on etsy for something spiffy

Etsy definitely helped. I got some cute scrabble necklaces with Adventure Time characters on them 

[YPrrrr]

Go take a walk on the Charlottesville mall and go to a movie or something