Drug tests

[strongbad]

Yesterday I was at Costco with my parents picking out phones with our new phone plan. We were there for a while, and after talking with the people working in the phone kiosk for a while, and mentioning that I was looking for a job, I was offered an interview. The girl working at the booth pulled me aside (lol i was with my parents) and was like btw they drug test.

I'm scheduling my interview today, and I'm hoping that I can get it scheduled for around Wednesday next week. The last time that I smoked the beers was Saturday night, and I've probably averaged smoking the beers 1-2 times/day for the last few months. I've done a shit load of research, and there are detoxification methods, which I will be indulging in for the next week (along with not smoking the beers lol), but I'm a little skeptical. I've heard of people getting somebody to pee in a condom, and taping the condom to the inside of your leg (to keep it warm) and using that urine (assuming that they don't watch you pee, which would be a huge problem for me anyway because I'm a nervous pee'er).

So yeah anyways I have a drug test within the next couple weeks. Has anybody here had experience with being tested? Any advice?

[YPrrrr]

You could always buy a detox kit

[FAMY2]

If you use the stuff you put in urine it doesn't always work. You have to get the ratio right.  Everyone I knows uses the stuff you drink .

[Andria]

If you are lucky you will get a saliva based test, which can only detect it for like 2 days at most.

[Travis]

should of

[burzumfan420]

 el retardo gramer. o .

[Daddy]

lol you'd finally use a condom for something.



Uh I'd say you are probably fucked. Best bet is to exercise a lot to burn off any fat that may be storing shit, drink lots of water to replenish body water lost through the exercise as well as flushing your kidneys and system of as much of anything that can be detected as possible.

Remember to take a multivitamin so when you are peeing you are also excreting vitamins and not just water which is a giveaway that you're trying to cheat a test.

also in the 3 or so days before the test do not exercise because the fat may release the shit into your system and cause you to fail.


though that probably won't really work but the most you have to lose with this is some body fat %

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

For the amount you smoke, realistically, you probably aren't going to pass. 

I've heard of people getting somebody to pee in a condom, and taping the condom to the inside of your leg (to keep it warm) and using that urine (assuming that they don't watch you pee, which would be a huge problem for me anyway because I'm a nervous pee'er).

No and no and no and no and no and no.

I got patted down for two of mine, for starters. Not sure if that's a universal practice, but it's something to consider. Then you're incredibly fucked.

Follow JMV's advice, ignore any stupid ideas to "cheat" it, and if you fail it, you fail it and don't get the job.

[C.Mongler]

You could always buy a detox kit

waste of moeny. drink shit tons of water and work the fuck out liek you're an egyptian slave. there's something else you're supposed to do so your piss isnt super watered down, but google that im too lazy lol

[YPrrrr]

I hear cranberry juice works too but nothing confirmed

[Hippopo]

Uuuhhmmm..

I would just take the test and see how the results go.  If you fail, get a job that doesn't drug test.  There are plenty out there.

[C.Mongler]

Also if you've smoked weed every day to 3 days a week for the past 2 months or so you're fucked anyway. Give up now/ get some piss ready to pour in a cup lol

[burzumfan420]

i have a friend who does nician pills or watever they called. he says they work but i never really tried it

[don't let's]

Do they also do random drug tests?

Also, did you look high or something for her to tell you that?

[strongbad]

Do they also do random drug tests?

Also, did you look high or something for her to tell you that?

Nope, just the initial one.
Idk, I was talking to her about my birthday weekend and I think I mentioned smoking.

I think I'm going for the fake urine lol, but if they pat you down that is scary...