Drug tests

[Hiro]

dear god david

[Hippopo]

Dear god is right.

Good luck with the temperature.  My brother could never get it right and failed multiple times. 

[strongbad]

dear god david

what?

Dear god is right.

Good luck with the temperature.  My brother could never get it right and failed multiple times. 

Yeah I'm kind of nervous for that. There's a temp kit that i can buy with a built in thermometer that you can strap a handwarmer to so you can keep it at the right temp for like 4 hours. I might buy it.

[snoorkel]

don't fake it, just load up on niacin supplements and drink 70+ gallons of water per day for 2-3 days before the test. you'll probably register trace amounts but nothing past the threshold where they can do anything.

[strongbad]

don't fake it, just load up on niacin supplements and drink 70+ gallons of water per day for 2-3 days before the test. you'll probably register trace amounts but nothing past the threshold where they can do anything.

can you vouch for this?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Idk, I was talking to her about my birthday weekend and I think I mentioned smoking the beers.

Because that's one of the first things you bring up when talking to a potential employer.

what? Yeah I'm kind of nervous for that. There's a temp kit that i can buy with a built in thermometer that you can strap a handwarmer to so you can keep it at the right temp for like 4 hours. I might buy it.

Really though, I can't stress it enough to not try to bring any outside shit in. Tonot try to bring any outside shit in.

It's a stupid idea.

[strongbad]

Because that's one of the first things you bring up when talking to a potential employer.

Really though, I can't stress it enough to not try to bring any outside shit in. Tonot try to bring any outside shit in.

It's a stupid idea.

Idk I've never heard of being patted down from anybody, and I've heard of using somebody else's urine working for just about everybody I've asked.

[snoorkel]

can you vouch for this?

yeah, drinking gallons of water for a week will work by itself but niacin helps too. I mean you haven't been smokin mad blunts or doing speed or anything, THC isn't that hard to dilute/mask. I've known people who have done this, just literally don't stop drinking water for 2 days prior to the test


if you have to, get someone else's piss, suck it up your dick like the trunk of an elephant, then hold it there until the test. slowly release it into the test receptacle.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

get someone else's piss, suck it up your dick like the trunk of an elephant,

i burst out laughing in the middle of a library

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Idk I've never heard of being patted down from anybody, and I've heard of using somebody else's urine working for just about everybody I've asked.

Well, they're probably full of shit then.

[YPrrrr]

if you have to, get someone else's piss, suck it up your dick like the trunk of an elephant, then hold it there until the test. slowly release it into the test receptacle.

I can vouch for this

[Cookie]

Just tell them you've smoked and drank a lot this past weekend and can't take the test until next week.

[HeroofTime55]

if you have to, get someone else's piss, suck it up your dick like the trunk of an elephant, then hold it there until the test.

what the fuck

what the fuck

[Andria]

what the fuck

what the fuck

You obviously don't know how penises work.

Jeez, kids these days need to take a health class or two

[strongbad]

Well, they're probably full of shit then.

I asked quite a few people about it and nobody has ever heard of getting patted down for a drug test. Was it for a court test?