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[One Man Freak Show]

Topeka
It is illegal to drive oneââ,¬â,,¢s car through a parade.
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Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
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No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
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Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
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GOGOGOGOGO

[heltar]

No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
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Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
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It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
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Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
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It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
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Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
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Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.


Some of thes are made up, Sharpies are everywhere wtf;

[V]

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.Damn, I can't use my penis. emo;

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.o, ya, lets use dynamite and blow up the fish, then catch em.

You may not sing in the bathtub.I do it all the time.  j;

[Daddy]

Quakers and witches are banned.


lol, I live in Salem.

[One Man Freak Show]

No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
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Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
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It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
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Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
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It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
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Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
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Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.


Some of thes are made up, Sharpies are everywhere wtf;

Some of them are old laws, or laws that no one cares enough about to follow.

[Brandon]

Los Angeles County

All food in a children's camp must be approved by the director before being used.

It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.

No person may charge admission to a house party.

It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.


They don't have my city there.

[Zack777]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

[musica.cards]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

[Zack777]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

[musica.cards]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

[Zack777]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that damn Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

[musica.cards]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that damn Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

[Zack777]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that damn Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

[musica.cards]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post shit laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that damn Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

Lake? I don't live on the island itself, though I do go on the island about once a week to go with my dad to tutor someone.

[One Man Freak Show]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post **** laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that **** Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

Lake? I don't live on the island itself, though I do go on the island about once a week to go with my dad to tutor someone.

Would you guys shut up by any chance?