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[Zack777]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post **** laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that **** Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

Lake? I don't live on the island itself, though I do go on the island about once a week to go with my dad to tutor someone.

Would you guys shut up by any chance?

[musica.cards]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post **** laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that **** Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

Lake? I don't live on the island itself, though I do go on the island about once a week to go with my dad to tutor someone.

Would you guys shut up by any chance?

[One Man Freak Show]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post **** laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that **** Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

Lake? I don't live on the island itself, though I do go on the island about once a week to go with my dad to tutor someone.

Would you guys shut up by any chance?

k lol

[SBKT]

HEY, my island is not on the list, DAMNIT

I just I'll post **** laws from the stupid Mainland

"It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar."
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

NO WAY, you live near the county on the mainland?

I can make it to the island in less then 15 minutes (assuming that the freeway is clear), BTW, thinking about it now, the place where you made the video of which "NO 1 CAIRS!" sorta has the feel of the island you live on (to me at least, assuming you live on the same island I'm thinking of v;).

ya, with the bridge and that **** Navy Base

STUPID NAVY, WON'T LET ME INTO MCDONALD'S

O.o No one stops us from eating at McDonald's where I live, then again, I mostly eat In-N-Out nowadays.

you mean the one near the lake or the one more North?

Lake? I don't live on the island itself, though I do go on the island about once a week to go with my dad to tutor someone.

Would you guys shut up by any chance?

It's not Lazor, you stupid fucking 7channer.

[Buffy]

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time.
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

You may not curse inside the city limits.
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.
Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

[LCK]

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.Damn, I can't use my penis. emo;

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.o, ya, lets use dynamite and blow up the fish, then catch em.

You may not sing in the bathtub.I do it all the time.  j;

It's called snagging a fish. Getting the hook caught on any other part of the fish's body and catching it. No penis involved. emo;

As for the dynamite, some people actually do that. caterpie;

[CruelPleasure]

Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.Full Text

35% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".Full Text

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine

.Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

[Riosan]

The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.

No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.

It's against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.

A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.

Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.

Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.

[ClassicTyler]

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
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A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
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It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
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The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.


Texas is pretty weird.

[Sports1]

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.---Do that! Also, heard it!

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.--- LOL, also heard it.

It is legal to shoot an Indian on on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.----.......

WTH?

Other laws where I live*thank god I don't in eather town*

New Year's celebrations are somewhat bland in this town as fireworks may not be set off after 11:00 PM!

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.