Dude whoa

[strongbad]

I've had the craziest weekend. I had sex with a cute girl on Friday who I met for the first time. Then Saturday night I went to a giant 1700+ person rave in Seattle and raged with a bunch of my friends until 5am.
Now I'm running on 3 hours of sleep after all of that and am going to take a nap.

Best weekend eva

How's your weekend been?

[Travis]

you FINALLY lost your virginity??????????

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i basically lost everything lol

[Nyerp]

i fucked your mother, it was pretty hot

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I had sex

that was sudden

[YPrrrr]

that was sudden

I know, I expect much more build up

[piano moths]

that's sounds like a really good weekend.

On Friday I got really excited for a rave but got too drunk and was taken home. We actually got to the rave venue first and I smashed my head on the ground and have a funny scab thing over my eyebrow and my face is tender.
On Saturday I smoked a lot of weed & did a few bumps of k and just relaxed. I went to my friend Megan's apartment with some divas and then back to my house. Then I went to this girl's house because she said she wanted to play in the rain because it was raining and I was only wearing these fish silk boxers and some tank top and a hoodie and it was so cold. And we listened to BMSR and hooked up in a park slide and then in my car which is really weird.

it was really really weird. now i am going to go over to that girl's house soon, write a paper and smoke more weed hopefully.

[[hedy]Zidone]

I stayed inside so I wouldn't have to confront my insane neighbors

well, i already do that regardless of neighbors

[Sillbury]

I had sex with a cute girl on Friday who I met for the first time.

oh shit nigga thats how aids spread

[Thyme]

oh shit nigga thats how aids spread

she totes poz'd his ass

[Commander Fuckass]

What's sex?!?!?

[Hippopo]

I was basically non-stop dancing from Tuesday until Sunday at 1.  My feet hurt, but it was a pretty awesome weekend. 

And congratulations on losing your virginity.

[C.Mongler]

i had sex 7 times this weekend it was cool i guess. usually its more around 9 or 10 times though
[spoiler]im surprised my dick never hurts[/spoiler]

[Nyerp]

wow i have so much sex. i mean wow.

[ME##]

wow i have so much sex. i mean wow.

i know wow.   these people are total fags if they only bang their girlfriends seven times in a weekend