ITT: Your morning

[ME##]

Today, my mother was driving to take our dogs to the park.  Before she got to said park, a drunk man in a truck hit her car.  She calls me, tells me to come get the dogs and since I can't possibly drive and have both dogs in my truck at the same time, I had to get my grandmother too.  After we find her car [lord all mighty did we find her car], I got to ride in the back of the truck with the dogs.   Mind you, since I forgot to dry my jeans and hoodies yesterday, I had to wear a shirt and shorts the whole time.  FMML


Oh, and I got to sleep at three so I'm tired

[Hiro]

God dammit ME83 that's a great story

[ME##]

God dammit ME83 that's a great story

It is amazing.  IT DESERVES A THREAD.

[Cookie]

Why couldn't you drive and take the dogs?

[ME##]

Why couldn't you drive and take the dogs?

Two large, hyper-active dogs in a small truck cab isn't fun. 

[KonohaShinobi]

This morning: get my confidence levels up to talk to this girl I have been trying to talk to forever, and I really don't want to be FOREVER ALONE because I'm too much of a pussy to speak to her.

Then: Getting my hair cut. It's been like 3 years, so whatever. Hopefully she'll notice monday.

After that: probably play some video games or something

Finally: Get started on this AP english paper thats due friday, but I really want to have a rough draft by wednesday so the teacher can check it over for me.

[Wrench]

wake up
wait for family to leave for church
eat breakfast after they leave
go on computer
???
Profit!

[ME##]

wake up
wait for family to leave for church
eat breakfast after they leave
go on computer
???
Profit!

why aren't you at church, young man? 

[Wrench]

why aren't you at church, young man? 

because I can't stand it lol

i only go to church on christmas eve so I'm not shunned on christmas

[ME##]

because I can't stand it lol

i only go to church on christmas eve so I'm not shunned on christmas

tsk, tsk 

[Wrench]

tsk, tsk 

IT'S SOOOO BORING

catholic school for 9 years was bad enough for me. I'm still in recovery

[famy]

i fell asleep at five yesterday and woke up at around 6:45 this morning, add that with another extra hour and yay

[Socks]

i had a wonderful discussion with my dear Salamander. she is quite the lady, and i find those simply irresistible.

[KonohaShinobi]

i had a wonderful discussion with my dear Salamander. she is quite the lady, and i find those simply irresistible.

Who is Salamander?

[??????]

1. Wake up and feel a thin film of grease coat my fingers and legs
2. Smell something tart, it may as well be my saliva that my pillow absorbed throughout the years
3. Hug my pillow for warmth and try to prevent myself from projecting my idealizations to it
4. Do it for around 10-40 minutes. Sometimes I'd try to masturbate but I lose interest.
5. Listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs afterward
6. Stare at my face and foam it
7. Brush teeth
8. Rinse both teeth and face
9. GO ON THE INTERNET
10. Read missed messages

My mornings, ERRDAY