ITT: Your morning

[KonohaShinobi]

1. Wake up and feel a thin film of grease coat my fingers and legs
2. Smell something tart, it may as well be my saliva that my pillow absorbed throughout the years
3. Hug my pillow for warmth and try to prevent myself from projecting my idealizations to it
4. Do it for around 10-40 minutes. Sometimes I'd try to masturbate but I lose interest.
My mornings, ERRDAY

you are weird as fuck. you need a psychologist.

[ME##]

you are weird as fuck. you need a psychologist.

clucky is a certifiable psychologist

[Andria]

woke up
fed kitten
went back to sleep
woke up
went on internet

GOD I'M SO COOL

[KonohaShinobi]

woke up
fed kitten
went back to sleep
woke up
went on internet

GOD I'M SO COOL

Requesting pictures of the kitten

Will post my baby boy Armani 

[Classic]

You have a son?
Jesus Christ.

[ME##]

You have a son?
Jesus Christ.

I agree.  Holy hell.

[??????]

clucky is a certifiable psychologist

~*~*~***~`top of the class~*~*~***

[Travis]

I AWOKE TO MY PARENTS ARGUING ABOUT OUR FINANCIAL SITUATION AND MY MOM THREATENING DIVORCE

[ME##]

~*~*~***~`top of the class~*~*~***

I AWOKE TO MY PARENTS ARGUING ABOUT OUR FINANCIAL SITUATION AND MY MOM THREATENING DIVORCE

That's horrible

[YPrrrr]

How did you not freeze

I slept until 11 and then lay in bed thinking about how much my brain hurts

[ME##]

How did you not freeze

I tried my best to ignore it by keeping the dogs from jumping out of the truck bed. 

[Nyerp]

what morning? i woke up at 12:45

[ikanaide]

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself.
Is life worth living should I blast myself.

[Travis]

I wake up in the morning and I ask myself.
Is life worth living should I blast myself.

you're tired of being poor and even worse you're black

[ikanaide]

you're tired of being poor and even worse you're black

My stomach hurts so I'm looking for a purse to snatch.
omg I love you