using socks as emergency napkins

[?????]

Why would you use a sock after masturbating instead of Kleenex? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Also don't masturbate and don't worry about cleaning up.

By the way, I once threw a ketchup bottle. There was ketchup all over the wall
I used paper towels, would you guys use a sock?

[Socks]

you don't use a sock afterward to clean up, that's absurd. you fuck the sock.

[Mando Pandango]

you don't use a sock afterward to clean up, that's absurd. you fuck the sock.

If you say so. Meet me behind the gym.

[?????]

you don't use a sock afterward to clean up, that's absurd. you fuck the sock.

Why not use it for clean up too? Much more efficient that way IMO.