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Started by Sam, May 23, 2010, 01:27:56 PM

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Sam

May 23, 2010, 01:27:56 PM
Odds are I won't have kids, but if I do, These are my favorite boy and girl names:

Male:
Greyson

Female:
Visceral


yours?
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Travis

May 23, 2010, 01:29:08 PM #1
wow those names suck. wtf

Andria

May 23, 2010, 01:29:23 PM #2
Female: Emily


I really don't know what I would name a male child. Emily is my favorite girls name ever though.

ME##

May 23, 2010, 01:30:30 PM #3
Boy:
Yngve
Ib

Girl:
Karla

strongbad

May 23, 2010, 01:32:24 PM #4
Male:
Dwight or Jon

Female:
abort

Daddy

May 23, 2010, 01:34:47 PM #5
why not just name your daughter penis or appendix.


Geno

May 23, 2010, 01:36:06 PM #6
Sam those are the nerdiest names ever.
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geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

snorkel

May 23, 2010, 01:38:07 PM #7
'visceral' is not a name it's an adjective

maybe viscera but it would still be a weird name

Sam

May 23, 2010, 01:48:39 PM #8
Quote from: wziard on May 23, 2010, 01:38:07 PM
'visceral' is not a name it's an adjective

maybe viscera but it would still be a weird name

My kids, my made-up names. giggle;

I considered Viscera, but I like Visceral better.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Mando Pandango

May 23, 2010, 01:50:52 PM #9
Greyson is nice.

Visceral is "wtf are you thinking" quality.
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ME##

May 23, 2010, 01:51:51 PM #10
Since we're on the topic of names, I like how Maria is unisex in all of the North Germanic languages and Finnish.  giggle;

Daddy

May 23, 2010, 01:52:18 PM #11
Quote from: Sam on May 23, 2010, 01:48:39 PM
My kids, my made-up names. giggle;

I considered Viscera, but I like Visceral better.
and then you can deal with their suicide and/or social problems when they are picked on for a retarded name. doodella;

Thyme

May 23, 2010, 01:52:32 PM #12
Quote from: DAVID DOWNER on May 23, 2010, 01:51:51 PM
Since we're on the topic of names, I like how Maria is unisex in all of the North Germanic languages and Finnish.  giggle;


Valery sillydood;

ME##

May 23, 2010, 01:57:06 PM #13
Quote from: Thyme on May 23, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
Valery sillydood;


That is a very pretty name too.  And so are René and Renée, too bad most Americans completely ignore the fact that it has both masculine and feminine forms and end up naming their daughters 'René'.  n_u

Daddy

May 23, 2010, 01:58:51 PM #14
I'm going to name my children FaggotGaylord, hatetheblacks, and hitler.

they dont have the right to not be picked n. akudood;
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