Story Time. I mean share yours.

[l a c e y]

I was just watching some show on MTV Canada. It's called 1 Girl 5 Gays. It's about some girl who talks about gay shit with gay guys. It's not that great but I was browsing the channels on my basic cable annnnnd they were talking about something then the bitch host lady was like " have you ever been caught masturbating!? " So that is my question. If you have who caught you and how terrible was it!? LOL.

[Travis]

my mother opened my door and started talking to me. she didn't see anything but my pants were kind of not really on and yeah

[strongbad]

my mother opened my door and started talking to me. she didn't see anything but my pants were kind of not really on and yeah

this exact thing literally happened to me two weeks ago

[snorkel]

Somehow I have never been caught masturbating, and I've done it at some fairly inopportune times

[Wrench]

I have never been caught. I've got skills.

[Socks]

always by my mother. the way it should be.

[??????]

always by my mother. the way it should be.

your mother has some good tastes

[Mando Pandango]

Somehow I have never been caught masturbating, and I've done it at some fairly inopportune times

Oh hey me too.

It's easy enough to not get caught, IMO.