crimes you want to commit at some point

[Samus Aran]

older, unfortunately

[?????]

Speaking of crimes. I think it's funny how suicide is illegal.

[Dullahan]

Obstruction.

[Samus Aran]

Obstruction.

you already are an obstruction

[strongbad]

I want to try drugs one of these days.

[Travis]

I want to try drugs one of these days.

what's stopping you now

[YPrrrr]

I want to try drugs one of these days.

You should wait until after you're done having such a fine swimming career at least

[Travis]

You should wait until after you're done having such a fine swimming career at least

hey, look at michael phelps

[strongbad]

what's stopping you now

people who i would want to do them with

You should wait until after you're done having such a fine swimming career at least

lol yeah i'll probably try all that shit in college

[ME##]

Insider trading.

[Travis]

lol are your friends like anti drug or something?

[strongbad]

lol are your friends like anti drug or something?

a few of them do drugs but it's usually at crazy parties and shit i don't want to be involved with. I just want to do it in a chill environment which isn't really something that i can do.

[l a c e y]

Rob a bank.
Steal some cars for the chop shop.
Smuggle some cocaine over the boarder to get dat cassshh.
Anything that involves money making.

[The artist formally known]

Statutory rape

[FAMY2]

Stalk someone.