crimes you want to commit at some point

[snorkel]

my priorities would be

- grand theft auto
- evading a police officer/more than 50mph over posted limit (on highway)

preferably both at once

[Daddy]

boobie touching

[ME##]

Ponzi Scheme.

[Travis]

KILLING

[Andria]

arson and treason

[Socks]

torture, of various kind, perhaps lethal, perhaps not.

a duel, of meaningful significance.

mass shooting, or shootout.

general conspicuous murder.

escape, evade, and live as a fugitive. (culmination of all previous desires)

[Travis]

torture, of various kind, perhaps lethal, perhaps not.

a duel, of meaningful significance.

mass shooting, or shootout.

general conspicuous murder.

escape, evade, and live as a fugitive. (culmination of all previous desires)

i also think this would be exciting

[Socks]

being an outlaw starts with vehement disgust for conformity, and a vigorous passion for disobedience. it's not something that's acquired, it is ingrained and expressed in every instance of one's personal life, and nuance of their character. you either have it, or not.  

[??????]

torture, of various kind, perhaps lethal, perhaps not.

a duel, of meaningful significance.

mass shooting, or shootout.

general conspicuous murder.

escape, evade, and live as a fugitive. (culmination of all previous desires)

i'll take what he's having

[??????]

oh, I also want to intentionally trigger a natural disaster to occur and wipe out some part of some population and do it again when help arrives 

[Socks]

i'll take what he's having

cannibalism?

[Samus Aran]

well i've already had sex with a minor so i'm doing pretty good so far

[Nyerp]

the cool crime of robbery

[Samus Aran]

the cool crime of robbery

[Nyerp]

well i've already had sex with a minor so i'm doing pretty good so far