WHAT'S THE AVERAGE CONVERSATION WITH YOUR BEST MATE LIKE, NOW WITH NO IM LOGS

[Thyme]

You're right, she would be dead if that actually happened.

I don't think you can die of pure lust.

[ME##]

I DID NOT MENTION ANY NAMES. You ruined it.  

BUT IT WOULD BE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT

I don't think you can die of pure lust.

[FAMY2]

BUT IT WOULD BE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY FOUND OUT

We were hiding it so well.   

[Travis]

i usually just talk about dicks to other people

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I told you to tell nobody @_@

oh, so you're the one in that image

[YPrrrr]

My conversations usually go:

Friend: Aubbbbbbbssssss/Aubbbbbbbbaaaaasssssss/Aubscake what's up
Me: *Friend's name in extended form* what's up
Friend: You know, sleep, eat, class, work, smoke, drink, repeat; when are you coming home?

etc etc small talk followed by some weekend story

[Cookie]

We talk about almost everything. We normally end up just talking about idiots and other people we see throughout our days.

Me and brother play this game were we take pictures with our phones of the trashyiest person we see during the day and send it to the other. Whoever gets the best picture wins. 

[FAMY2]

We talk about almost everything. We normally end up just talking about idiots and other people we see throughout our days.

Me and brother play this game were we take pictures with our phones of the trashyiest person we see during the day and send it to the other. Whoever gets the best picture wins. 

JMV and I were talking about you last night.   

[ME##]

Typical conversation from somebody in my government class:

Random person:  Hey Google!
Me:  What?
Random person:  Got the worksheet done? 
Me:  @_@

[strongbad]

95% of the time I'm talking with Shadowinfinity, who is a member here I think.

It's usually
Me: hi
Him: nmu
Me: nm
Me: <long stupid story about my semi-interesting day>
Him: Oh
Maybe throw some videogame talk in here somewhere or something idk what we even talk about anymore

[Baron von Narwhal]

95% of the time I'm talking with Shadowinfinity, who is a member here I think.

It's usually
Me: hi
Him: nmu
Me: nm
Me: <long stupid story about my semi-interesting day>
Him: Oh
Maybe throw some videogame talk in here somewhere or something idk what we even talk about anymore

"you think"
of course I am 

also there is talk about girls you forgot that

and occasionally a good convo about something or other

[strongbad]

and occasionally a good convo about something or other

oh
[spoiler]yeah but that's like 5% of the time[/spoiler]

[Cookie]

JMV and I were talking about you last night.   

Don't talk behind my back. 

[Baron von Narwhal]

oh
[spoiler]yeah but that's like 5% of the time[/spoiler]

Yeah but it is worth it just for that 

[ncba93ivyase]

goddamn you guys are all boring

here's a protip for exciting conversations: TYPE IN ALL CAPS

here's a snippet of two PROFESSIONALS having a PROFESSIONAL aim conversation:
[spoiler="Spoilered so jimmy won't whine"]12:06:36 AM lawlzos: I SAID GIRL, not woman
12:06:47 AM l3m0n666p4rty: some start bleeding at 11
12:06:53 AM lawlzos: lol
12:07:00 AM l3m0n666p4rty: it's a sick process
12:07:07 AM lawlzos: I CAN IMAGINE
12:07:37 AM l3m0n666p4rty: IMAGINE IF YOUR PENIS SHIT BLOOD SPONTANEOUSLY FOR A FULL WEEK
12:07:57 AM l3m0n666p4rty: THEN YOUR BACK STARTS ACHING NONSTOP
12:08:37 AM lawlzos: SOUNDS LIKE FUN
12:08:42 AM l3m0n666p4rty: IT'S SHITTY
12:09:14 AM lawlzos: I'D ASSUME SO[/spoiler]
even the mundane becomes an adventure when you put it all in caps

or maybe it's just that december is goddamn insane