MY BRAIN IS OVERLOADING WITH INFORMATION

[Mando Pandango]

[spoiler]http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/GanMet/movies/?action=view&current=informationoverload.flv[/spoiler]

I want to put that video on facebook but I think a lot of my friends will just think I'm weird instead of laughing which is the appropriate response. I feel obligated to share it with someone since I spent all of 5 minutes making it.

I'm running on about 2 hours sleep and I get on the internet and oh fuck I don't know where to start.

WHAT HAVE I MISSED EVERYTHING-WISE SINCE TUESDAY?

[Houdini]

My penis fell off.

[Socks]

I have Houdini's penis.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

My penis fell off.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[Cookie]

you're weird.

[Houdini]

I have Houdini's penis.

Stop dildoing yourself and give it back, you fat .