OFFICIAL womanly female discussion topic

[Andria]

boobs are the best thing us MEN invented

[rdl]

zach if you dont fuck her by the end of the week you're a goddamn pussy. show her who's the motherfucking boss.

[blonde]

it's all about the brunettes baby what's wrong with you

[Sillbury]

so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now.......

tell her to tug your rope

she will think you're being romantic and suck ur dick

[Zach]

zach if you dont fuck her by the end of the week you're a goddamn pussy. show her who's the motherfucking boss.

i try to maintain moral standards

[Travis]

i try to maintain moral standards

that's exactly why you've gotten NO pussy

[rdl]

moral my dick

[Socks]

i try to maintain moral standards

what is more moral than pleasing a molting sex goddess who wants to use your cocks as a toothbrush

[Sillbury]

i try to maintain moral standards

reported for not being manly enough

[Zach]

that's exactly why you've gotten NO pussy

that's not really the goal

[Andria]

that's not really the goal

wtf are you in the man thread for then 

[Socks]

that's not really the goal

at your age, yes, yes it is

[Mando Pandango]

One time I took a really huge manly shit and it was so manly I couldn't wipe it all with toilet paper so I went in the shower and wiped my ass with my hand. Then I shotgunned a beer and ran out into the forest, still naked, and ripped a bear's heart out of its chest.

[bluaki]

what is more moral than pleasing a molting sex goddess who wants to use your cocks as a toothbrush

perhaps not sexualizing everything in ridiculous ways like that

[Socks]

perhaps not sexualizing everything in ridiculous ways like that

life's too short for boring adjectives

[Veal]

WHO HERE HAS BOOBS?!