OFFICIAL womanly female discussion topic

[Samus Aran]

last night i bludgeoned a bull moose to death with my cock

[Travis]

SOMETIMES I RUB MY DICK TO PICS OF NASCAR CARS, BECAUSE IM A MAN

indy cars are even hotter

[Wrench]

Last night, I made the sun go down with just the snap of my fingers

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i killed an elephant with me bear hands
yes, bear hands

[Socks]

last night i bludgeoned a bull moose to death with my cock

dude, i was looking all over for that bull moose. i had the oil ready for our anal session and everything.  

[Andria]

i killed an elephant with me bear hands
yes, bear hands

pfft you couldn't even lift bear hands

[Nyerp]

I JUST LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[YPrrrr]

I piss with the door closed

BECAUSE IM A MAN

[Sillbury]

IF YOU'RE GUNNA BE IN HERE YOU COULD AT LEAST BRING SANDWICHES

P.S.

I JUST LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH

[mouse parade]

so fucking manly my sentences don't even have periods

[Zach]

so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now. in marching band rehearsals she looks at me and today i was in the cafeteria when i looked up from my table and way across the room she was standing in line staring at me. i had seen her around before but we had never spoken to one another until today when she came up and intruding on a conversation i was having with a friend to compliment me on my shirt.

help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says

[Travis]

so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now. in marching band rehearsals she looks at me and today i was in the cafeteria when i looked up from my table and way across the room she was standing in line staring at me. i had seen her around before but we had never spoken to one another until today when she came up and intruding on a conversation i was having with a friend to compliment me on my shirt.

help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says

why do you worry about girls so much

[Socks]

help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says

put it in her pooper

[Veal]

so there is this girl who has been staring me down for like two weeks now. in marching band rehearsals she looks at me and today i was in the cafeteria when i looked up from my table and way across the room she was standing in line staring at me. i had seen her around before but we had never spoken to one another until today when she came up and intruding on a conversation i was having with a friend to compliment me on my shirt.

help me, manly boyagers: what should i do/think about this situation? she has a boyfriend, or at least that's what her facebook says

TAKE WHAT IS YOURS BY RIGHT

AND FUCK HER TIL THE COWS COME HOME

WHICH IS HOPEFULLY NEVER.








BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

[Zach]

TAKE WHAT IS YOURS BY RIGHT

AND FUCK HER TIL THE COWS COME HOME

WHICH IS HOPEFULLY NEVER.








BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sounds like a plan