It's Just Not Working Out

[Samus Aran]

rub it in, dickface. 

[Daddy]

i have no idea how i got lucky enough to fall this hard for a girl and have the feelings returned on my first try

[Pyrate]

This guy with a Robot Chicken shirt gave me his phone number while I was at work. That's my whole romantic life right there. Oh, and I'm in love with a guy I can't have.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

This guy with a Robot Chicken shirt gave me his phone number while I was at work. That's my whole romantic life right there. Oh, and I'm in love with a guy I can't have.

you can have me if you want

[Lozal]

Uh, I got dumped a ton of times because I suck

I dumped one guy because he was a douche, dumped the other because he was retarded

[Pyrate]

you can have me if you want

[Zach]

I'm 18 and I've never had a girlfriend. Bah. Yay for college.

[Classic]

I'm here.  cjlubdoods;

[Walter]

Okay.

So I get to know this chick. She tells me a couple months later she got pregnant before I met her. I was like "uuhhhhg", but I stuck with her. Then after she had the baby, after nearly my whole senior year hanging around a pregnant girl, she is like... "Oh uh I dont think we should date right now. After your first year of college we can." Im just like wtf?

[Classic]

Okay.

So I get to know this chick. She tells me a couple months later she got pregnant before I met her. I was like "uuhhhhg", but I stuck with her. Then after she had the baby, after nearly my whole senior year hanging around a pregnant girl, she is like... "Oh uh I dont think we should date right now. After your first year of college we can." Im just like wtf?

I told you that would happen.
But does anyone listen to Tyler?

No. 

[C.Mongler]

One time my girlfriend was like "we need a break lol" then we still talked then she started to ignore me and I was like "fine fuck you your vagina is smelly anyway" and here i am

[Feynman]

if she breaks up with me... i'm going to go back to being normal me i guess

[Walter]

I told you that would happen.
But does anyone listen to Tyler?

No. 

You did? 

[Classic]

You did? 

We talked till like 3 AM on AIM last summer. 

[Walter]

We talked till like 3 AM on AIM last summer. 

lol. Wait you sure it wasnt a different chick? Eh whatever, it doesnt matter. That was months ago.