It's Just Not Working Out

[Travis]

one time i talked to a girl

[rdl]

so one time a girl i liked asked me out and i said "stfu bitch" and she said "ok".

ahhh, religion. not dating used to be a travesty but i dont really care anymore.
but seriously, doesnt anyone here have a girlfriend?

[Classic]

It was a mutual agreement when he moved.

We still talk. We'll always be friends. 

[Veal]

but seriously, doesnt anyone here have a girlfriend?

lol

[sans culottes]

I'm sixteen years old. Never had a girlfriend or been on a date. I'm such a loser

But I don't mind too much. Teenage girls, you know. Teenage girls. I've been laughed because I've never been in love, but I find any form of "I'm better than you, I have a girlfriend!" to be a sexist way of making your girlfriend an object.

[Skylark]

there have been some mutual agreements and I've broken up with some people.
I'll have somebody again soon but hopefully it will be a little before breakup  cjlubdoods;

[Nyerp]

well this one time i hurt my hand so yeah

[The artist formally known]

Skylark broke up with me via letter, but I already knew it was going to happen. Then she invited me over to her house the same day.   I think it was because I was always being whiny and depressed or something, skylark could probably explain better than me.

Break up sexy

[Wrench]

First and second girlfriend (same girl) - I broke up with her because of distance. I really liked her, but we had problems seeing each other.
Third - I broke up with her since I started liking another girl and my friend had a crush on her.
Fourth - Got dumped because we never saw each other. We lived 30 minutes apart and we were in 8th grade.
Fifth - Got dumped because of not being able to hang out. Not to mention I was a freshman and she was in 7th grade.
Sixth - We broke up mutually since she was my best friend's ex (I had permission to date) and we started liking other people. She was also a bit immature and liked other guys.

As for my current relationship, we've been dating over a year and seven months with no break-ups.

[Samus Aran]

umm well i've never had any breakups because before hensa i turned 2 girls down and i was turned down by 2 others so yeah hensa was my first

it started, looking back on it, as probably a bit of a silly relationship, but somehow over time it turned into something serious enough that we've been able to stick it out for nearly four years now

i have no idea how i got lucky enough to fall this hard for a girl and have the feelings returned on my first try

because honestly i've been unlucky for most other things

[Daddy]

rub it in, dickface. 

[the shortest route to the sea]

This one time there was this guy I liked and I told him I loved him and he just sort of shut me out of his life and I started cutting and having panic attacks and 3 years later it hurts.

[strongbad]

My first and only girlfriend was in 7th grade and i broke up with her via email.

I got rejected by the same girl end of 10th grade ()

I'm going on a date on Tuesday with this one girl and I think that something good might come out of it. I am excited.

[Daddy]

This one time there was this guy I liked and I told him I loved him and he just sort of shut me out of his life and I started cutting and having panic attacks and 3 years later it hurts.

[the shortest route to the sea]

Yeah I might relapse if I see him.