Which would you rather be?

[sans culottes]

Well, you see, a T-Rex is fuckin' , but niggas give you a hard time for that shit. I wouldn't want to be a homo sapien, though, that shit be gay. I'm a mothafuckin' hetero sapien.

[l a c e y]

Homo sapien.

Because I could conquer the T-rex by promising to do its homework for a month like I did those football kids that wanted to kick my ass but I ended up controlling them.

LOL no.

[Selkie]

i'd rather be a human

because if i was a t-rex some assholes would capture me and put me in a zoo

Just go Jurassic Park on their ass

[Samus Aran]

Just go Jurassic Park on their ass

that would require the electricity to go out so i could get past the electric fences and some fuckmint would have to lock the system down and the computer monitors would say "ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!"