Your current employeement status

[strongbad]

i'm a lifeguard 

[YPrrrr]

I'm a part time salesman for now

[ME##]

Unemployed but I'd like to get a job, maybe.

[Wrench]

I want a job really bad, but would prefer not to apply at a fast food place.

might have to resort to it though

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I've got a job

[Infel]

Nobody hires retards like me.

[LCK]

I've been employed for nearly three years at a local Chinese restaurant.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Nobody hires retards like me.

there are like six retarded people that work at my local wal-mart.

[thezerofire]

employed looking for second job

[Veal]

Started workin' at Qdoba a week ago.

[Dullahan]

My store closed. Looking for a job.

[Commander Fuckass]

Where is unemployed and sad? 

[Thyme]

Full time data entry clerk.

[Skylark]

unemployed but I do various this around the house
sew things (car upholstery, shorts), sweep out the ash in the fireplace and wash the dog!

[Nate]

Employed full time.