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Started by Infel, June 02, 2009, 07:15:54 AM

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Infel

June 02, 2009, 07:15:54 AM
But I need some topics.

First, the book needs lots of sex to attract the teenagers.

Second, the book needs lots of politic drama to attract the senior.

Third, the book needs hidden messages to attract everyone inbetween that.

Fourth, the book needs kittens to attract Baby.

So, how do I do this one? goowan

Daddy

June 02, 2009, 07:17:14 AM #1
Write a story of a conservative farmer and his liberal best friend and how they find a kitten eating a banana.

ME##

June 02, 2009, 07:19:20 AM #2
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on June 02, 2009, 07:17:14 AM
Write a story of a conservative farmer and his liberal best friend and how they find a kitten eating a banana.


where did the kitten get a banana?  huhdoodame;

Daddy

June 02, 2009, 07:27:47 AM #3
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on June 02, 2009, 07:19:20 AM
where did the kitten get a banana?  huhdoodame;
liberal welfare

Slim

June 02, 2009, 11:56:02 AM #4
Write the true story of how you killed yourself and the world rejoiced.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

June 02, 2009, 01:07:38 PM #5
Quote from: Slim on June 02, 2009, 11:56:02 AM
Write the true story of how you killed yourself and the world rejoiced.
where does the kitten come into play?

Geno

June 02, 2009, 01:34:40 PM #6
A kitten with a very large penis runs for president but actually turns out to be gay
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Feynman

June 02, 2009, 01:41:59 PM #7 Last Edit: June 02, 2009, 02:23:57 PM by Bassir
Quote from: Slim on June 02, 2009, 11:56:02 AM
Write the true story of how you killed yourself and the world rejoiced.


Your sadistic and obnoxiously irritating attitude towards everything and everyone is getting really repetitive. Spice it up a little.

Infel

June 02, 2009, 02:47:02 PM #8
Quote from: Geno on June 02, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
A kitten with a very large penis runs for president but actually turns out to be gay
SORRY GUYS HE WINS

Nyerp

June 02, 2009, 03:33:18 PM #9
I just LOVE attracting Baby. yes;

superclucky

June 02, 2009, 03:57:04 PM #10
The book that I am writing creeps people out because I just ruin everything with  pretty typography. n_____n
kewns are smelly

Hiro

June 02, 2009, 03:59:19 PM #11
Quote from: Orochi on June 02, 2009, 03:33:18 PM
I just LOVE attracting Baby. yes;
I laughed. 8D

Geno

June 02, 2009, 06:32:20 PM #12
Quote from: Orochi on June 02, 2009, 03:33:18 PM
I just LOVE attracting Baby. yes;
ew pedo
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard
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