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Started by Geno, April 17, 2009, 01:40:47 PM

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Geno

April 17, 2009, 01:40:47 PM
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.

What should I do about this?

He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.

I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.


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Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Nyerp

April 17, 2009, 01:44:02 PM #1
what a cunt

l a c e y

April 17, 2009, 01:47:16 PM #2
lol yeah that's not surprising.

ME##

April 17, 2009, 01:48:14 PM #3
ignorance is bliss

Feynman

April 17, 2009, 01:48:46 PM #4
old posted before fake

Kalahari Inkantation

April 17, 2009, 01:59:35 PM #5
maybe he's not gay and was using them for scientific investigation akudood;

ME##

April 17, 2009, 02:00:28 PM #6
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 17, 2009, 01:59:35 PM
maybe he's not gay and was using them for scientific investigation akudood;


is that what you use them for?

[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]

Kalahari Inkantation

April 17, 2009, 02:02:32 PM #7
Quote from: divaD on April 17, 2009, 02:00:28 PM
is that what you use them for?
Actually, yes. girl;

Cookie

April 17, 2009, 02:02:36 PM #8
Maybe her son is actually a girl.

PuuMastaFunk

April 17, 2009, 03:03:15 PM #9
Quote from: Cookie on April 17, 2009, 02:02:36 PM
Maybe her son is actually a girl.


That's some strong denial.

russell

April 17, 2009, 03:04:39 PM #10
these people should have bags put over their heads and their achilles tendons cut while they slowly die in a pool of feces

Oh

April 17, 2009, 03:12:31 PM #11
 Pretty old.  akudood;

NOA_Haunted

April 17, 2009, 06:40:26 PM #12
MMMM NAKED MEN MAKE ME WET

ME##

April 17, 2009, 06:43:01 PM #13
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 17, 2009, 06:40:26 PM
MMMM NAKED MEN MAKE ME WET


you pervert

NOA_Haunted

April 17, 2009, 06:44:07 PM #14
Quote from: divaD on April 17, 2009, 06:43:01 PM
you pervert
Umm, I am just comfortable with my sexuality, bitch.
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