A rap. Tell me what you think.

[hotlikesauce.]

alright alright

this is where i get serious
you bout to be delirious
when i drop some mad lines
you about to turn blind

cause someone thinks its ok to be a bitch
and everyone knows he needs a hitch
cause his girlfriend left him to be with french guys
dont know about you but thats very wise

now he's on a bitch roll
and what'd he do? he told
i aint into playin games so here it goes
im about to take you out while recordin in the studio
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i wasnt trying to play games,
i aint tryin to baww
but when i dropshot
youll be in show and awe

(I said)

i wasnt trying to play games
i aint tryin to baww
but when i dropshot
youll be in shock and awe
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yeah, we know you bought your 50
and thats all nifty
but you cried when we exposed you
guess we know the real you

now you thought you were smart
you thought you were wise
but why'd you give your house number
to internet guys?

now im in the rap game
and you thought you were hardcore
when i spawn trapped your sorry ass
you cried for more

you tried to rationalize
and get a call-to-fame
but you gotta realize
im better than you at halo... and the rap game

now im ending up my verse
and you're about to pout
and your new name is fire
cause i stomped you out
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i wasnt trying to play games,
i aint tryin to baww
but when i dropshot
youll be in show and awe

(I said)

i wasnt trying to play games
i aint tryin to baww
but when i dropshot
youll be in shock and awe
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one twenty is what you claim you can bench
pretty hard for a guy who cries when pinched

boy, you aint gonna touch me
i know this for a fact
cause when i got to toronto
you'll be too busy watching your back

now you thinkin you're cool
you thinking you're fun
whyd you send me a video
of you failing to reload a gun?

i can't describe
how much you bitch and moan
and now you trying to challenge me
BITCH ITS YOU THAT I OWN

i own you in halo,
i own you in gears,
i can own your exgirlfriend
of a couple years

i got mad rhymes
something that you lack,
when i go to toronto you aint touchin me
this i know for a fact.

When I own your ass,
I invert your Y-axis,
Yeah,Get the fuck out
of my face, Metaxas.




So, uh, this is basically a huge diss. His girlfriend left him to go to Paris, he bought his 50 in Halo, and he said he was gonna beat me up if I go to Toronto. Even if you don't understand it, tell me what you think of it as a rap.

[Andrew1911]

...

[hotlikesauce.]

I'll take that as "It's god tier."

[strongbad]

I can't tell if this is serious or not.
Either way it's retarded.

[Sam]

I think it's too elaborately written to be a joke...


so just... why?

[Sam]

I'm sorry kevin, it's just... no. bad. blech. Do not write raps ever again.

That goes for every boyager.

[Andrew1911]

i think this calls for a ban

[Wrench]

I'm sorry kevin, it's just... no. bad. blech. Do not write raps ever again.

That goes for every boyager.

I'm a gangster
I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day
Selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight

[Sam]

I'm a gangster
I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day
Selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight

... don't make me come over there, mister. 

[strongbad]

I'm a gangster
I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day
Selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight

Whoa nostalgia trip to 6th grade

[Travis]

do you have a record deal my man?

[hotlikesauce.]

do you have a record deal my man?

I should.

[Placebo Headwound]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Just get the fuck out after you're done
and I hops in my ride to make a quick run

[Classic]

How embarrassing.

[Daddy]

this is where i get serious
you bout to be delirious

It went down hill from there.

There is a gross lack of multies