Phrases that PISS YOU OFF

[Zach]

What a bunch of fucking assholes you guys are.

[Hiro]

Whenever someone asks, "hey how are you?" or something equally insufferable, I usually respond with something like, "well, I was just fine until you asked me that."

Motherfuckers.

Yeah I hate it when people wonder how i'm doing 

[Slim]

Yeah I hate it when people wonder how i'm doing 

Yeah, I know. The nerve of some people!

[Nyerp]

"It'll always be in the last place you look"

Well, no shit because once you find it you're not looking for it anymore.

I thought it was "It'll always be in the last place you'd look."

Anyway, this thread didn't go the way I wanted it to.

[anus]

I thought it was "It'll always be in the last place you'd look."

It can go both ways. In the former sense that where you had it last, and in the latter sense that in a place you'd never imagine

[Skylark]

"hot as a witches tit"

I don't understand why anybody would say that.

[Zach]

"hot as a witches tit"

I don't understand why anybody would say that.

I don't think that I've ever heard anyone say that.

[Skylark]

good 
I hate it so much

[Daddy]

epic fail xD

[Hiro]

yeah i've definitely never heard that

[Feynman]

epic fail xD

[Kalahari Inkantation]

epic fail xD

i hear that so frequently it's unbelievable
that and "oh-em-gee"

[Samus Aran]

epic fail xD

My friend Kevin has taken to using that sometimes in real life, as well as "so i herd u liek mudkipz?"

It's quite annoying.

[Tomboh]

any acronym or phrase that originated on the internet should stay on the internet

[Sync]

epic fail xD

FUCKING THIS.
Every time I hear someone say this, I wanna beat the shit out of them.

Also

"YOUR MOM"