Phrases that PISS YOU OFF

[superclucky]

'yo'

[Zach]

"That's the bomb."

I said that for a while, until I developed some odd hatred for it that makes me want to ram my fist up the ass of anyone who utters it.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

'yo'

yes

I hate it when people refer to objects as "she".

"That's one amazing ship. She's a beauty."

[Cookie]

"Shits and giggles"

Taking a shit and giggling are two whole different things.

[l a c e y]

i hate when i ask my mom "what is for supper?"
and she replies "fried farts and doughnut holes"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE IT.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

"Shits and giggles"

Taking a shit and giggling are two whole different things.

that phrase makes me laugh
but i hate it too cjlubdoods;

[Veal]

Epic Fail

Epic Fail

Epic Fail

more than anything else.

[Wrench]

"no homo"

anyone that says it should automatically have a baseball bat hit them in the head

Your roommate says that a lot.

"Epic fail"
"lol" or any other online acronym

[Classic]

"Shits and giggles"

Taking a shit and giggling are two whole different things.

I say that all the time. 

[Dullahan]

"It'll always be in the last place you look"

Well, no shit because once you find it you're not looking for it anymore.

[russell]

"hey what's up?"

there is never an appropriate answer for this, and because I foster an immense hate for "small talk" (both the phrase and the act) I will not reply with another generic remark

a proper greeting is a hardy "howdy" or a simple rape threat

[Dullahan]

"hey what's up?"

there is never an appropriate answer for this, and because I foster an immense hate for "small talk" (both the phrase and the act) I will not reply with another generic remark

a proper greeting is a hardy "howdy" or a simple rape threat

I hate people who say "what's up?" in a public washroom.

[Veal]

"hey what's up?"

yes

yess

yesss

or "hey how are ya?" as they walk past you down the hallway.

[russell]

yes

yess

yesss

or "hey how are ya?" as they walk past you down the hallway.

oh god yes, anyone who greets you like that AS THEY WALK PAST YOU

also a lot of people around here say, "siiiick!" and also "sicknasty danglin" goddamn hockey cunts

[Slim]

Whenever someone asks, "hey how are you?" or something equally insufferable, I usually respond with something like, "well, I was just fine until you asked me that."

Motherfuckers.