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weird shit that happened at your school

Started by 6M69I69B9, January 09, 2009, 07:24:26 PM

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Geno

one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat


NEVER GETS OLD

strongbad

Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat

oh god lol

Daddy

when i was in high school integrated math was for the dumb kids

otherwise you took

algebra 1
geometry
algebra II
precalc
calculus
goonish

:atomsk:

My biology teacher wrote one of my friends up for talking during a group project.

:atomsk:

Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat

amazing.

Hiro


Lozal

Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
Okay, I fucking lol'd.

bassir;

My friend says:

She got sent to the principal's office in her sophomore year because she didn't stand up for the pledge of allegiance and it turned into a huge argument all year until they had to contact school board to get it cleared up.
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

Quote from: Pyrate on November 20, 2009, 05:11:08 AM

"You have an amazing body. You have amazing breasts."

:atomsk:

A friend of mine was writen up because the teacher thought he was looking up how to make an atomic bomb, he was doing a project on WW2.

YPrrrr

Quote from: Kingmush on January 10, 2009, 11:35:39 AM
The only weird things that have happened at my school are;

-Just yesterday actually, a freak accident happened at a local Elementary school where this kid (coincedentally the High School Vice Principal's nephew), was hit by a bus and basically squished under the tire...and all this happened when all the little kids were coming into school so they all saw it happen... Really sad.

Oh man I'd be traumatized if I saw that saddood;

Placebo Headwound

Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 12, 2009, 05:20:05 AM
She got sent to the principal's office in her sophomore year because she didn't stand up for the pledge of allegiance
Seriously? No one in my school stands up for the pledge on the morning announcements. n_u

Daddy

Quote from: YPR on January 12, 2009, 10:57:31 AM
Oh man I'd be traumatized if I saw that saddood;
When I was in third grade some teacher hit a kid and kept driving while crushing him under her tire.

I heard saw it and heard him screaming. spam;

YPrrrr

Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 12, 2009, 11:07:09 AM
When I was in third grade some teacher hit a kid and kept driving while crushing him under her tire.

I heard saw it and heard him screaming. spam;

I'm worried I'm going to do that somehow while driving and I'll never be able to forgive myself

6M69I69B9

Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
why did i lol

anyway, i'm at school right now
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Quote from: Thief888 on January 12, 2009, 11:06:46 AM
Seriously? No one in my school stands up for the pledge on the morning announcements. n_u


We don't even do the pledge. goonish
Quote from: Original_MIB on January 12, 2009, 12:16:05 PM
why did i lol

anyway, i'm at school right now


lol panther

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