WHAT THE

[Samus Aran]

uh well i'm related to a guy that John Steinbeck based his Doc character in Cannery Row after

he was a marine biologist and him and Steinbeck were like bffs yo

[Hiro]

My sister's college professor is Rip Torn's son.

[Josh]

My landlord is a Jew...BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

[Feynman]

did he send you an email saying that

if so, i'd be suspicious

Since he's not always in the states, we hold his mail for him, and I noticed his name was Adolphus Wabara. I did some research and all the pictures of Senator Wabara are that of my landlord (who is also my upstairs neighbor). I knew he was in the government of Nigeria since we first met, because he said he was a senator to us, but I never thought he would be that high up.

Well you know what? The head janitor at my school is the grandson of a former king/president/whatever of Liberia. So fuck you.

I'm not even kidding, our head janitor is son or grandson of a former top nig of Liberia.

Relation isn't as cool as the real deal.

[guff]

Since he's not always in the states, we hold his mail for him, and I noticed his name was Adolphus Wabara. I did some research and all the pictures of Senator Wabara are that of my landlord (who is also my upstairs neighbor). I knew he was in the government of Nigeria since we first met, because he said he was a senator to us, but I never thought he would be that high up.

oh cool

[Feynman]

oh cool