WHAT THE

[Feynman]

My landlord was the President of the Senate of Nigeria.

[russell]

Well you know what? The head janitor at my school is the grandson of a former king/president/whatever of Liberia. So fuck you.

I'm not even kidding, our head janitor is son or grandson of a former top nig of Liberia.

[Daddy]

My landlord is my grandfather.

[Meyer Lansky]

My RA is hot.

[just1more]

My RA is hot.

My RA is a bitch.

She said it herself.

[guff]

did he send you an email saying that

if so, i'd be suspicious

[Daddy]

did he send you an email saying that

if so, i'd be suspicious

TRANSFER OF ($ 2200) TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDREN DOLLARS.

I AM YOUR LANDLORD THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE SENATE OF NIGERIA. DURING THE COURSE OF OUR AUDITING, I DISCOVERED A FLOATING FUND IN AN ACCOUNT OPENED IN THE BANK BY MR JOHN KOROVO AND AFTER GOING THROUGH SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS I DISCOVERED THAT THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT DIED IN THE (BEIRUT-BOUND CHARTER JET) PLANE CRASH ON THE 25TH DECEMBER 2003 IN COTONOU (REPUBLIC OF BENIN).

AND NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN, THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR JOHN KOROVO A FOREIGNER, AND A TRADER WHO TRADE ON GOLD AND MINING, HE DIED, SINCE 2003 AND NO OTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT OR ANY THING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT MR JOHN KOROVO DIE ALONG WITH HIS TIRED FAMILY. THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (USD 25.2 M) TWENTY-FIVE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY , I AM CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE APPROVED TO A LOCAL PERSON HERE, BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY FOREIGNER WITH VALID INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE AND FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE MONEY IS IN US DOLLARS AND THE FORMER OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT MR JOHN KOROVO IS A FOREIGNER TOO, AND THE MONEY CAN ONLY BE APPROVED INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

I NEED YOUR STRONG ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER CHEAT ME AS SOON AS THIS FUND HIT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. WITH MY INFLUENCE AND THE POSITION OF THE BANK OFFICIAL WE CAN TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO ANY FOREIGNER'S RELIABLE ACCOUNT WHICH YOU CAN PROVIDE WITH ASSURANCE THAT THIS MONEY WILL BE INTACT PENDING OUR PHYSICAL ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR SHARING. THE BANK OFFICIAL WILL PROVE ALL DOCUMENTS OF TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY FOR YOU TO RECEIVE THIS FUND LEAVING NO TRACE TO ANY PLACE AND TO BUILD CONFIDENCE.

ON THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF THEEXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER AND ALSO TELEPHONE BILLS, WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.

SO ON THE INDICATION OF YOUR WILLINGNESS I WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR :FULL NAME: SEX: COMPANY: IF ANY FULL CONTACT ADDRESS: PHONE: CELL: FAX: CITY: STATE:ZIP CODE COUNTRY: OCCUPATION AND ALL THE NECESSARYINFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU ON THE ACCEPTANCE TO CHAMPION THIS TRANSACTION WITH ME.

PLEASE PAY THE RENT

THANKS
YOURS TRULY
THE LANDLORD

[Oh]

 Lol Nigeria.

[superclucky]

I know no interesting people.

Except maybe Det.

[Det in F♯ Major]

I know no interesting people.

Except maybe Det.

Det will be famous in ten or less years or die with my starving artist blood.

[superclucky]

Det will be famous in ten or less years or die with my starving artist blood.

reminds me of some fat guy that;s chinning over me and winking in a seductive way.



...

[Det in F♯ Major]

reminds me of some fat guy that;s chinning over me and winking in a seductive way.



...

lawl, what 

[ME##]

lawl, what 

it appears to me that she's off on a random tangent

[Bolivian Army]

it appears to me that she's off on a random tangent

how about you let me take you to the old country buffet baby

maybe later i could take you round the world?

[Sam]

My uncle is the postmaster for the US Embassy in Japan.

It sounds cool to me.