IM SHITTING BRICKS

[guff]

Cement...what a weird fetish.

well the fetish was presumably having liquids put in your bum (klismaphilia) not specifically concrete

[Bolivian Army]

Cement...what a weird fetish.

have you ever met link332 

[Samus Aran]

have you ever met link332 

somewhat

but i'm pretty sure he never mentioned cement fetishes

well the fetish was presumably having liquids put in your bum (klismaphilia) not specifically concrete

oh okay

[Daddy]

somewhat

but i'm pretty sure he never mentioned cement fetishes

He got high and fucked a concrete floor.

[Samus Aran]

He got high and fucked a concrete floor.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

He got high and fucked a concrete floor.

what the fuck
Details please.

[Bolivian Army]

what the fuck
Details please.

There was a hole in his basement floor and he like to smoke marijuana. 

[Ezloﺕ]

oh and there's of course: http://gtfoutsider.com/forums/index.php?action=viewblog;u=27;id=507

[spoiler]SnakesOnALink332 (2:21:42 AM): dude
SnakesOnALink332 (2:21:46 AM): im so high
kredmond51 (2:20:46 AM): how the hell did you know i just got back
SnakesOnALink332 (2:21:52 AM): are you going to carsons party
kredmond51 (2:20:48 AM): and youre black
kredmond51 (2:20:51 AM): of course youre high
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:01 AM): yeah
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:06 AM): i know dude omg
kredmond51 (2:21:01 AM): are you really?
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:11 AM): yeah
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:16 AM): are you going to carsons party?
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:22 AM): im bringing like 4 grams.
kredmond51 (2:21:22 AM): whos carson?
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:29 AM): albert did get the fucking acid
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:32 AM): that girl
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:38 AM): i dont know her either
kredmond51 (2:21:37 AM): dude
kredmond51 (2:21:39 AM): i dont live near you
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:51 AM): I got an invite but you dont need one to get in
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:53 AM): what?
SnakesOnALink332 (2:22:55 AM): ho is this??
kredmond51 (2:21:52 AM): uhhh
kredmond51 (2:21:57 AM): i live in connecticut man
SnakesOnALink332 (2:23:08 AM): what the fuck
kredmond51 (2:22:06 AM): hahaha
kredmond51 (2:22:45 AM): you are so high
SnakesOnALink332 (2:23:58 AM): yeah I know ddue
kredmond51 (2:23:05 AM): youre freaking in 9th grade
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:12 AM): but carsons party yay
kredmond51 (2:23:08 AM): chill
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:16 AM): yeah
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:22 AM): stfu you dont tell me what to do
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:28 AM): but um
kredmond51 (2:23:23 AM): haha youre so black
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:37 AM): that one girl is going to suck oon my penis.
kredmond51 (2:23:41 AM): ok now youre just being rapid
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:48 AM): i bet shes estatic
SnakesOnALink332 (2:24:55 AM): wtf is rapid mean
kredmond51 (2:23:56 AM): this is getting outsider'd
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:07 AM): wtf
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:09 AM): no
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:11 AM): stop
kredmond51 (2:24:10 AM): sorry cant
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:20 AM): why not
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:23 AM): you fucking asshole
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:36 AM): i bet your ancestors were my ancestors owners
kredmond51 (2:24:30 AM): because youre being a rapid
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:42 AM): what the fuck is rapid
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:52 AM): rapidrapidrapid just tell me what that means
kredmond51 (2:24:46 AM): massive lulz
SnakesOnALink332 (2:25:58 AM): this is not epic lulz
kredmond51 (2:24:58 AM): "im so drunk right now"
SnakesOnALink332 (2:26:07 AM): im over at twizz's place do
SnakesOnALink332 (2:26:10 AM): m not drunk
kredmond51 (2:25:08 AM): dude
kredmond51 (2:25:10 AM): i dont know you
kredmond51 (2:25:15 AM): other than that you have an afro
SnakesOnALink332 (2:26:24 AM): yes you do
kredmond51 (2:25:19 AM): your name is sebastian
SnakesOnALink332 (2:26:28 AM): yeah i do
kredmond51 (2:25:22 AM): and that youre black
SnakesOnALink332 (2:26:32 AM): i keep my weed in my afro
SnakesOnALink332 (2:26:58 AM): im probably going to that party
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:03 AM): im so going to that party
kredmond51 (2:26:00 AM): gogogogogogo
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:20 AM): its at 6
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:23 AM): i tihn
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:24 AM): 6-11?
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:36 AM): check the invitation
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:39 AM): oh wait
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:45 AM): did you get an invitation
SnakesOnALink332 (2:27:51 AM): people were just handing them out
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:02 AM): she lives in like pittstown
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:12 AM): shes like 5 miles away but ive never been there before
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:24 AM): she probably has like some mansion house
kredmond51 (2:27:16 AM): dude what are you talking about
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:28 AM): I know she has a pool
kredmond51 (2:27:21 AM): i dont know where you live
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:31 AM): carsons party
kredmond51 (2:27:23 AM): what town
kredmond51 (2:27:24 AM): what state
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:41 AM): pittstown!! i told you like 4 times
kredmond51 (2:27:33 AM): dude you know me from a website
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:47 AM): new jerz
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:52 AM): from outsider yeah
kredmond51 (2:27:48 AM): ok well why would i get an invite
SnakesOnALink332 (2:28:59 AM): we're blood brothers
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:10 AM): i dont know
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:16 AM): maybe one of those girls lieks you.
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:30 AM): theres a bunch who love me thats why I got so many invites.
kredmond51 (2:28:25 AM): how would i know them
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:34 AM): i got like 7
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:40 AM): oh
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:44 AM): haha!
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:47 AM): thats right
SnakesOnALink332 (2:29:53 AM): you wouldn't know them
kredmond51 (2:28:50 AM): no, no i wouldnt
SnakesOnALink332 (2:30:02 AM): because you live in...new hampshire?
kredmond51 (2:28:56 AM): nor would i know about this party
kredmond51 (2:28:59 AM): connecticut
SnakesOnALink332 (2:30:14 AM): I just todlyouabout this party
kredmond51 (2:29:13 AM): i know
kredmond51 (2:29:14 AM): just
kredmond51 (2:29:15 AM): nevermind
SnakesOnALink332 (2:30:50 AM): umm
SnakesOnALink332 (2:30:51 AM): ok
SnakesOnALink332 (2:30:55 AM): sketchball
kredmond51 (2:29:54 AM): kk?
SnakesOnALink332 (2:31:20 AM): im so hungryy
SnakesOnALink332 (2:31:23 AM): theres no one on aim
SnakesOnALink332 (2:31:30 AM): theres like 39 people
SnakesOnALink332 (2:31:35 AM): but they're all away
kredmond51 (2:30:35 AM): its like 2:30
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:23 AM): what
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:25 AM): dont tell guff
kredmond51 (2:32:27 AM): ill make a blog
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:37 AM): dont tell
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:41 AM): what blog
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:45 AM): you have a blog
kredmond51 (2:32:37 AM): exactly
kredmond51 (2:32:39 AM): why yes
kredmond51 (2:32:40 AM): yes i do
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:53 AM): turn your fucking blog off
kredmond51 (2:32:49 AM): nah
SnakesOnALink332 (2:36:03 AM): im so hungry
kredmond51 (2:35:19 AM): eat food
SnakesOnALink332 (2:37:15 AM): im at my friends house
SnakesOnALink332 (2:37:20 AM): he has no food
SnakesOnALink332 (2:37:24 AM): i smell like pot
SnakesOnALink332 (2:37:30 AM): "|
kredmond51 (2:36:30 AM): you dont get high with no food
SnakesOnALink332 signed off at 2:36:39 AM.
SnakesOnALink332 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
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[Samus Aran]

dude im so high

[Daddy]

SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:23 AM): what
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:25 AM): dont tell guff
kredmond51 (2:32:27 AM): ill make a blog
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:37 AM): dont tell
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:41 AM): what blog
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:45 AM): you have a blog
kredmond51 (2:32:37 AM): exactly
kredmond51 (2:32:39 AM): why yes
kredmond51 (2:32:40 AM): yes i do
SnakesOnALink332 (2:33:53 AM): turn your fucking blog off


I fucking lol'd

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i lol'd

[Lotos]

Why did it take me this long to get the pun? ;_;

[Selkie]

LOL I JUST GOT THE TITLE OF THE THREAD LOL LITERALLY!

[Samus Aran]

Why did it take me this long to get the pun? ;_;

LOL I JUST GOT THE TITLE OF THE THREAD LOL LITERALLY!

lol wow you guys

slowpokes

[Josh]

My girlfriend's mother is a nurse. I've heard dozens of stories like this, but concrete in the bum? That takes the fucking cake. Game-fucking-over.