IM SHITTING BRICKS

[j o e i n c]

"A 20-year-old man presented to the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. A well-nourished, well-developed man without signs of intoxication was admitted in no apparent distress. Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

PATHOLOGIC EXAMINATION

Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12 X 7 X 5 cm and weighing 275 g (Fig. 2). A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray."

[superclucky]

his used, abuse, and complications of enemas are reviewed ;-;

[ME##]

hey babe lets c what its like if we poured concrete in ur bum

[Selkie]

that must have sucked

what a fucking idiot

[Cookie]

Were is the pleasure in that?

[superclucky]

Were is the pleasure in that?

certain things turn certain people on

like det's colon

[Mettalik]

Talk about a hardass. 

[Wrench]

what a fucking idiot

Who would think of that?

Talk about a hardass. 

lol

[Pyrate]

Replace the ground with that guy's asshole.

[ME##]

Replace the ground with that guy's asshole.

I think I may have some interesting nightmares tonight.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

People are amazing.

[me003]

He must have  forgot to mention to the doc anything about playing ping pong.

[Samus Aran]

Cement...what a weird fetish.

At any rate, I do believe this is COPYPASTA

LOTSA LOSTA COPYPASTA

Okay, look, this isn't Youtube and this isn't 4chan. We don't appreciate mama Luigi and we don't appreciate random shouts of "copypasta."

[me003]

I could never figure out the origin of Mama Luigi.
But I was playing Mario Kart 64 the other day, and when you come in first I think he says, "mama luigi number one!" 
So that's what I figured.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I could never figure out the origin of Mama Luigi.
But I was playing Mario Kart 64 the other day, and when you come in first I think he says, "mama luigi number one!" 
So that's what I figured.

it came from a old super mario brothers cartoon based on Super Mario World.

also, does he just not have any good judgement at all?

I mean, at what point in time did he think it was a good idea to cement his pooper?