you know what's stupid and annoying

[russell]

Waking up with an erection and having to piss





It's a bad feature

[ME##]

never had that problem

[Cookie]

I use to have that problem a lot. Now I just sleep on my back.

[Lotos]

It's not as bad as really having to piss, jacking off, then having to wait like 10-20 minutes for your body to realize that it has stopped orgasming.

[Wrench]

I get morning wood normally twice or more a week. It pisses me off.

[Hensa]

:/ hm.

[superclucky]

Waking up with a cramp is so much worse. ;-;

[Tomboh]

Waking up with a cramp is so much worse. ;-;

you dont even know

waking up with morning wood sucks especially of your mom or someone is out in the living room. you just wait or you try to cover it up somehow

[Daddy]

I have to stand like
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To piss when that happens

[Selkie]

yea it sucks when u have a boner that sticks straight up like mine

[superclucky]

you dont even know

waking up with morning wood sucks especially of your mom or someone is out in the living room. you just wait or you try to cover it up somehow

tape it to your leg

[Det in F♯ Major]

I'd rather have that than wake up to my body shaking so violently like it has been this winter from the cold. I'd rather wake up everyday and have that than be so fucking cold like I wake up now.

[V]

I'd rather have that than wake up to my body shaking so violently like it has been this winter from the cold. I'd rather wake up everyday and have that than be so fucking cold like I wake up now.

violently? do you have heating in your house?

[Tomboh]

tape it to your leg

then it would seem like theres a throbbing lump on my leg

[Det in F♯ Major]

violently? do you have heating in your house?

I was exaggerating. ^_________^
...But not much. 
I do wake up and shake for the next like ten or so minutes, no matter what room I'm in.
IT'S BECAUSE THIS ROOM I SLEEP IN IS SO FUCKING COLD. 

Also yes we have heating.