you know what's stupid and annoying

[superclucky]

then it would seem like theres a throbbing lump on my leg

baggy jeans

[Selkie]

seriously though does anyone elses boner only move downward to about halfway, so its perpendicular with your body?

I would ask govteen but I dont feel like creating an account.

[Gamosan]

As in it hurts to push it down to where it would normally hang? If so, yes.

Also, sometimes when dried jizz is still in the end bit, happens every couple months, and I go to piss and then...TWO STREAMS OMG, COORDINATION!

[HeroofTime55]

Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep. All men without erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually several times during the night. It typically happens during REM sleep and it is not uncommon for an erection to be present when a man wakes up ââ,¬â€� such an erection is colloquially referred to as morning wood in North America, and as morning glory in the United Kingdom (though in some areas of the U.K. the adjective piss-proud is often used instead).

The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.

The cause of NPT is not known certainly. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.

Enjoy your boner, it means you're not old yet.

[Nyerp]

yes

[The artist formally known]

Enjoy your boner, it means you're not old yet.

I assumed it was caused by rolling around in bed and sheets touching your penis and stuff. Guess not.

[Martin]

then it would seem like theres a throbbing lump on my leg

It's better that they think you are an alien than think you are human ;D

[strongbad]

I assumed it was caused by rolling around in bed and sheets touching your penis and stuff. Guess not.

I always thought that it was a mix of that and random sexy dreams that you don't remember.

[Lotos]

yea it sucks when u have a boner that sticks straight up like mine

It's bad when it curves to the side too.  My mom tells me to aim, yes, I have been aiming, but it's almost impossible if it's curving to the left

[Pyrate]

I hate when I wake up and there's a bunch of blood in my underwear.

[Nyerp]

I hate when I wake up and there's a bunch of blood in my underwear.

omg me too

[Meyer Lansky]

I have to stand like
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To piss when that happens

Why?

You have hands.

[Skylark]

I think I'd rather wake up with an erection than wake up bleeding
the latter is just really disgusting and you get it on your sheets and person.

UCK

I'm sure waking up with an erection is both stupid and annoying though. I wouldn't like that either.

[Meyer Lansky]

Waking up with an erection is cool, it allows me to go straight to sexual activities.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Small price to pay for having a perfectly functional phallus.