sutff that made you laugh at school today

[l a c e y]

there's a kid who does that everyday in maths 

ew, i feel sorry for you.
i hope you sit far, far away from him.

[Selkie]

A friend and I discussing the hotness of one of our teachers.

[superclucky]

A friend and I discussing the hotness of one of our teachers.

Ew you're gross selkie.
GROSS.

[spoiler]I do the same with this teacher I'm not even a student of.  [/spoiler]

[Karel]

We had a spokesperson come in today. She was a nurse and got into the topic of STDs.

Her- "Does anybody know were crabs come from?
Gooch- "Joe's Crab Shack?"

[noodle_976]

yesterday some guy was immitating that "gefilte fish" thing from some blooper at the end of some rush hour movie and some guy was like "OH. I KNOW GEFILTE FISH. I have, I have, I have it........ sometimes." I guess he didn't know where that gefilte fish thing was from, and he was trying to have a conversation about gefilte fish...........

[Gamosan]

When talking about the formation of the Democratic Party, my APUSH teacher said "dunkey" a half-dozen times yesterday. It was highly amusing.

[Mettalik]

My history teacher broke out into song and two other kids joined in for at least 30 seconds.

[Tobin Coziahr]

The fact that I was sick and didn't go.

[Himu]

In the girls bathroom we were playing around and someone dropped their books, and one of our obese teachers said "STOP ALL THAT YELLIN" and we heard a huge motorboat sound coming from her stall.

[Samus Aran]

we heard a huge motorboat sound coming from her stall.

...

[Himu]

...

what

[Samus Aran]

what

i don't even want to know what the motorboat sound was

[Himu]

i don't even want to know what the motorboat sound was

a
big
fat
queefffff

[Gamosan]

The queef: "The whisper from down under".

[Pyrate]

In the girls bathroom we were playing around and someone dropped their books, and one of our obese teachers said "STOP ALL THAT YELLIN" and we heard a huge motorboat sound coming from her stall.

I lol'd and became a little disturbed.