Weirdest thing you've had happen at work?

[The artist formally known]

did they manage to rescue him from the isle

yes, they have to use a sail boat

[Martin]

I was working at a dirty Catfish restaurant for some time. I had worked with a manager there who was honestly more of a co-worker than a manager. He never took on much responsibility, he always messed with everyone, and was overall very lazy. One day, he called two hours past his clock-in time to tell one of the servers that he was not coming to work and that he had found another job. We were absolutely dumbfounded, but for those of us who hadn't worked there all of our lives, we didn't really care. So, mine and my friend's dish washing duties continued until we stumbled upon a small stack of plates that was stuck together. We tried washing it multiple times to no effect, and we eventually tired to see what was keeping them together. We managed to separate the plates by means of sheer manliness, and discovered that they were held together by window-caulk. Later on, we also discovered all of the restaurant's brooms and dust pans lying outside in the back lot in the rain. We all knew who the culprit was...

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!

[Gamosan]

One time when I was a file clerk for an architect's office, I received an extremely large shipment of holiday popcorn gift things, like five or six good-sized boxes of them. Also, they were Christmas themed and it was August.

[Lance7]

I fingered my friend's girlfriend and she gave me a handjob.

[:atomsk:]

I was scanning these peoples stuff and they were all yelling and laughing. Well i grabbed this box and tried to scan it but it opened and all these weird squishy things came out. I grabbed one and was all squeezing it and examining it to find out what it was. Then i realized they were douches... and then i realized the customers had stopped talking and were starring at me. So i threw them all in the box, threw those in the bag, and blushed like no other. I thought they were weird soap dispenses at first. It was hilarious later. 

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

it's not so much weird as it is funny buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuot

Me and my friend/coworker Joe were working on Halloween, and we didn't have costumes.

"Where's your Halloween costume?"

"No Halloween spirit, eh Corey?"

"I'm your dumb jew boss and you should have definitely worn a costume"

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

So me and joe decided to tape tape to our shirts and we exchange names

for one night I was 6 foot four and black.



About two weeks later, a lady came in and said "Thanks alot Corey!" when Joe gave her water.

[Classic]

I was at work and it was like 2 in the morning.
This old lady that I've never met before walked in asking if I was looking for companionship.

All I could say was "Excuse me...?" out of shock.
She gave me a small piece of paper.

"Robert: XXX-XXX-XXXX"

I wasn't sure how to take this.