Weirdest thing you've had happen at work?

[Ringo]

What's the weirdest thing you've had happen to you where you work?

Generally speaking, the area where I'm positioned at consists of some fairly psychotic clientelle. I'm not talking about your standard "I have some weird quirks but I'm an overall nice person" type people either. I'm talking about the "I don't eat hershey's because the government is poisoning the water supply down there." crazies.

I had a customer come in wanting to buy a Milwaukee's Best thirty pack. Now we're not supposed to sell alchohol to anyone who appears intoxicated, and this guy looked fairly tanked. So, I politely inform the gentleman that we're not supposed to sell alchohol to anyone who appears intoxicated. The guy starts to mutter about how he has something or either and how he needs it. About this point in time I begin noticing the blood pooling on my countertop. I request that the gentleman stop bleeding on my counter resulting in more muttering and a bit of crossing himself. Just when I think he's going to leave, he pulls up his shirt and does something reminiscent of the truffle shuffle.

[Mettalik]

Once day at Six Flags last summer, I saw some lady holding the arms of her daughter (small asian, daughter was taller than her) and the girl was trying to hit her. She then had some other lady come over to my game and call security. First aid came out and they tied her to the wheel chair and left.

[Zach]

... work?

That's hilarious. 

[Daddy]

Is Boyah my job?

[YPrrrr]

Haven't held a paying job before

[Pyrate]

Some old guy gave some workers McCain/Palin bumper stickers, and the manager asked him to stop, and he started yelling at her.

Weirder stuff has probably happened, but that's the only one I can remember right now.

[l a c e y]

Is Boyah my job?

yah do you actually have a job?
or go to school?
or are you just chillen.

[Daddy]

yah do you actually have a job?
or go to school?
or are you just chillen.

I'm just chilling because I went insane and had to withdraw from college.

[Hermione Granger]

some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.

POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS

[The artist formally known]

"Please stop bleeding upon my counter top good sir"

[superclucky]

some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.

POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS

oh sry

DOES SCHOOL COUNT AS WORK LOL
No one wants to hire me. ;_;

Also at school since 2 days ago this kid now takes the lorny path I go walk on.
He asked me out, and since there's a lot of ice he almost fell down the stairs.

IT IS SO LULZ

[Samus Aran]

some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.

POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS

oh my god i lol'd

[The artist formally known]

My friend worked at Circuit City and some guy just took a poop in the middle of an isle.

[Samus Aran]

My friend worked at Circuit City and some guy just took a poop in the middle of an isle.

did they manage to rescue him from the isle

[6M69I69B9]

some guy pooped while he was going down this slide that went straight down.

POOP WAS EVERYWHERE WE HAD TO CLOSE IT WAS

why can't i stop loling