I haven't fapped in two weeks

[SBKT]

You don't talk like it, but you act like it.

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the fucking charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

No matter how many times you say it, nobody is going to believe you. STOP NOW.

Well hell, I don't care if no one believes me. As long as I know I do, I'm fine.

But you're gonna have to stop the shit here. Also, acting out "oh my god you forgot this this is gonna score me major leet cool points lol"

Da' fuck? I don't talk like that

GROW, MY BABY, GROW!

[6M69I69B9]

I fap probably more than anyone else here (except maybe Lawlz) and my wrist is fine.

In fact, I think I'm gonna fap right now.

I'll challenge you sometime later.

Bushybrow. You're NOT cool for lying about sex, your genitalia, or any other thing. Drop the http://starcraft2.com/ charade.

What? I DO fap.

Drop it, or I'll drop your brains through your nose.

I can't drop the truth.

You're not telling the truth. Where is the truth hiding?

I am telling the truth. Why don't you just accept it?  And I'm assuming that last sentence was a rhetorical question, yes?

That's not how Rhetorical questions work. You're lying about something, somewhere.

Ahhh, I hate debating.

But I reiterate, I'm telling the truth.

No matter how many times you say it, nobody is going to believe you. STOP NOW.

Well http://starcraft2.com/, I don't care if no one believes me. As long as I know I do, I'm fine.

But you're gonna have to stop the http://starcraft2.com/ here. Also, acting out "oh my god you forgot this this is gonna score me major leet cool points lol"

Kids these days...

[Zack777]

Sorry, 12 year olds don't know how to fap.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Congratulations.
I haven't done that in 17 years.

[Pele]

This deserves a topic change.

[Zack777]

This deserves a topic change.

Lets talk about the Offic

[Bushy]

This deserves a topic change.

Lets talk about the Offic

I like Frosted Flakes

[Zack777]

This deserves a topic change.

Lets talk about the Offic

I like Frosted Flakes

NAO WIA

[Bushy]

This deserves a topic change.

Lets talk about the Offic

I like Frosted Flakes

NAO WIA

Yes Wia

[mariofreak55]

I fapped when I was 12.

[V]

This deserves a topic change.

BE PREPAAAAAARED!

[SBKT]

I fapped when I was 12.

But were you like this kid?

[Trent Reznor's favorite starf*cker]

I fapped like 7 times in one day... .hurt like hell for a week.  emo;

[V]

I fapped like 7 times in one day... .hurt like hell for a week.  emo;

What the hell were you trying to accomplish?

[Fireman.exe]

I fapped nine times in a day. >.>